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canadian karen

Any middle aged hockey mom that (Usually) has 2-3 kids playing and one is a goalie. Constantly complains to the other parents that the coach doesn’t give her son/daughter enough playing time. Also thinks the assistant coach is hot. Usually drives an Escalade or Navigator but can also be seen in a Yukon XL or Suburban. Always has a Starbucks in hand (Which is why she is 5 min late to the game). Constantly chats about non game topics to the other parents at a loud volume during gameplay so as to be heard by everyone unless she is spreading hockey gossip, then she will only whisper. Tells everyone she is going to talk to the coach after the game to see why her kid did not get as much playing time as she felt reasonable. In the end she never talks to the coach and is just a general bitch with a short, choppy hairstyle and yoga pants.
Your kid Would get more shifts if he worked harder in practice, took the game more seriously and if you weren't such a “Canadian Karen”.
by Fourmz May 28, 2020
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canadian cumshot

This term is used when reffering to when a male drink 12 gallons of maple syrup and his sperm has a brown tint and his semen is ejaculated onto a females toe all while watching a hockey porn parody
Yo Jewish boy, did you know last night I Canadian cumshoted rachel
by Lightning mc’Chilling July 11, 2018
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Canadian Salute

When you dip your dick in maple syrup and slap a girl on the forehead while singing “oh Canada”
by VonPetrol June 16, 2019
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Canadian Barnes

A specific way of making a Barnes alcoholic drink. The Canadian Barnes is specifically made by combining Canadian Club and Canada Dry.

The name is derived from Ernest Hemingway's classic, "The Sun Also Rises."
"It's been a long day at the bull-fight, I could really go for a barnes."
"Make mine a Canadian Barnes."
by BlackMarigolds2 May 11, 2010
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Muskrat Canadian

A typical Canadian Boy. He is unshaven, is a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy. He loves beer, hockey and all typical Canadian things. Unlike American guys, to pick up a girl he will insult her a little, instead of heavily complement her, this technique works mainly only on Canadian girls. A Muskrat Canadian often can be seen sporting plaid, wearing boot cut jeans.
They also often own a guitar.
American girl Tim said I look tired, I spent hours getting ready for tonight
Canadian girl That means he likes you! Tim's a total Muskrat Canadian! He probably wants to take you out
by Canadiangirl! December 14, 2009
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Canadian Bacon

Used to define one's extraordinary large or thick penis. Originates from the thickness of the breakfast meet it's named after. Meat being another slang for penis.
by justin May 13, 2005
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canadian pacific

One of the largest railroads in the world, the second largest freight carrier in Canada next to CN. A major player in the transportation sector, this company breaks profit records yearly, while treating its burnt out workforce like garbage. Trains are regularly staffed by tired, overworked crewmembers. Hard working junior employees are often rewarded for their hard work and committment by being laid off or forced to work in terminals 200 km away.
On call 24/7, most railroad employees have a poor social life, with high rates of infidelity rampant at both hotels for the crewmembers and at home with the wives while their husbands are at work. Pay is relatively poor for the hours worked: while many employees make $80,000 or more per year, they often log well over 3000 hours of service, which puts them in the same payscale as a manager of 7-11.
Joe can't come out for drinks tonight because he's 10 times out and doesn't know who is going to book sick ahead of him, which is typical when you are a loser who works for Canadian Pacific.
by Trainman Pat May 30, 2006
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