This is a real man! Better than mason biagini! He was a virgin once... But not anymore! He smells like old soggy cigarettes. But he's so lovable you won't even notice. He farts every now and then. His titties are ticklish. His weiners bigger than mason biagini s too! His favorite activity is making out with ugly old woman he finds on the streets. He was on may 1 2003. He has anal lice.
by Major prankster Benis beaters June 6, 2022
Get the Connor Bailey poopsiemug. usually highly insecure, always competes with other women mostly due to her toxic insecure mother being the same way. to fake to ever have a true relationship with. ALWAYS worried about what others think, tryinf to be better than everyone else and looking down on others she also finds herself unworthy yet thinks she is to good/ better than everyone else. Her mother is the same way, just wants to look "rich" or "young" but is actually just a snake deep down.
by santoSanto May 18, 2022
Get the baileymug. Bailey is, wow, Bailey is everything you could ever need. Damn, she's charming, absolutely gorgeous, insanely smart, genuinely caring, analogies and examples couldn't even display how amazing she is. Bailey is the girl you need when you get home after a long day of just shit, you can lay your head on her lap and she can soothe you within the second. Bailey is the girl we don't deserve, but she's there for us anyway. I love you so much Bailey, keep being awesome.
I wonder if you'll see this Bailey
- Not Arthur
I wonder if you'll see this Bailey
- Not Arthur
My friend: Are you going to the party tonight?
Me: No, its a waste of time.
My friend: Bailey's gonna be there!
Me: Have you seen my keys anywhere, ahhh, here are my shoes. C'mon were gonna be late.
Me: No, its a waste of time.
My friend: Bailey's gonna be there!
Me: Have you seen my keys anywhere, ahhh, here are my shoes. C'mon were gonna be late.
by SaintlySaint June 29, 2021
Get the Baileymug. A Bailey is a boy, who is caring, brave, courageous, and selfless. A Bailey normally is tall, handsome, has blonde or brown hair, blue or green eyes, and has an amazing smile. A Bailey isn't bound to one group of people he is friends with anyone and everyone. He isn't afraid to stand up for people. His love life is usually complicated most of the time he is friend zoned by girls, but he always has his heart set on one girl, the girl is usually his best friend and he is always afraid to tell her, how he feels. However, when he does he will either have his heart broken or have found the love of his life. A Bailey is an incredible friend and an even better lover, he loves to listen, and care for the people he loves the most, so much so he will always be willing to sacrifice everything for those he loves. If you ever find a Bailey hold on tight, and never be afraid to express your feelings to him, because he will always be afraid to express his to you.
Person 1: I miss bailey
Person 2: why?
Person1: I miss his smile and hugs, he always makes you forget all the bad!
Person 2: He does have that effect on people
Person 2: why?
Person1: I miss his smile and hugs, he always makes you forget all the bad!
Person 2: He does have that effect on people
by Advanced_Chronicle XCT July 3, 2020
Get the Baileymug. by BJ Bails November 23, 2021
Get the Bailey Jordanmug. She is such a Bailey.
by Shesassess November 24, 2020
Get the Baileymug.