phantom gourmet

While on a dinner date, secretly jerk off into your hand. Wait until the girl gets up to use the bathroom, or distract her in some way. When she's not looking BAM! into her salad/food. Works particularly well if she's having fettuccine alfredo or some similar dish.

I was out to dinner with my girl last night. She got fettuccine alfredo, so when she wasn't looking I pulled a phantom gourmet and threw a fist full of cum in her food. She never figured out why the alfredo sauce was so salty.

by jfox May 2, 2006

phantom sanchez

you fuck a chick doggy style. during the sex you stick your finger in her ass and wave it under her nose just so she can smell it.

Did you give that girl a phantom sanchez last night?

by KidDP345 June 11, 2006

the phantom penis

A scary frigging flash game in which a woman is abducted by aliens and you press a bar at the bottom of the screen to have oral sex or to anal probe and the like seriously WTF! And has mock characters like Hand Solo and Spewie, gauranteed to freak you out!

random guy: did you play the phantom penis last night?

random guy 2: yeas, it was freaky

random guy: lol

by WTFscarygameAAAAAAHHHHHHH! July 8, 2009

The phantom of the opera

When a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his partners face. Thus having half the face covered in cum, while at the same time having that person yell in a high note from the force of the slap.

She liked when I gave her the phantom of the opera

by Dirty don pablo October 18, 2017

Phantom Global

A streetwear brand based out of Florida, known for the co-signs from artists such as YNW BSlime, NLE Choppa, DC The Don, Pouya, and more. Founded in September 2019 by "WTFNIKOS".

Did you see the new Phantom Global collection that just released?

by Michael Rylo September 9, 2020

Phantom Shagger

That unexplained, sudden, sharp anus pain that happens to all humans, for no reason, once a year. And you’ve to catch your breath and try to run away from your own arse.

I think I shit the wrong way or something. I got a phantom shagger just now.

by tahutoa July 2, 2022

Phantom music

When you can still hear a song playing, even after you've turned it off. It seems as if you can really hear it, and causes you to check if you ever really turned the music off.

I was listening to his singing before bed, but after I turned it off, I heard phantom music.. Creepy

by Int3llect March 2, 2015