Parker is like the annoying little brother you wish you didn't have. He's very loud, doesn't stop fidgeting, and has an odd send of humor. Parkers are also very bad at fortnite.
by flattypatty411 February 16, 2019
Get the Parkermug. by I love romasss Parker September 15, 2010
Get the Romas Parkermug. by 7th ward lord April 19, 2018
Get the eddie parkermug. A Parker is a a rude, arrogant , and a perverthe will try to be manipulating and will try to control you and has a way to high of an ego and will most likely commit a crime.
Person 1: Hey do you know who that is.
Person 2: Yea he is Parker.
Person 1: Wow, he is so rude and perverted didn’t he commit a crime.
Person 2: Yes we should go report him to the police.
Person 2: Yea he is Parker.
Person 1: Wow, he is so rude and perverted didn’t he commit a crime.
Person 2: Yes we should go report him to the police.
by One out of billions of humans December 31, 2019
Get the Parkermug. 1 - Someone that parks as close to the store as possible.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
1- Steve- Why are you such a close parker? It's no big deal to walk a little.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
by chestercheetah77 February 7, 2010
Get the Close Parkermug. A NAME FOR POPULAR BOYS. HE'S NORMALLY a blonde hair cutie WITH A TINY PONYTAIL. HE HAS TONES OF FRIENDS. USUALLY, HIS 2 FRIENDS ARE CALLED MAX AND RAFIEL.
by qwaesrty June 12, 2023
Get the PARKERmug. The most amazing, handsome, pure, and kind man I have ever met. will listen to what you have to say and it may take some time for him to get used to you but you just have to listen to him and tell him that he is worth it every day and he will soon love you.
by beesnpotions June 1, 2020
Get the Parker wellsmug.