Lincoln

Lincoln is a tall guy you go to school with. He usually will have a massive forehead and really small eyes. He can be very annoying and harass girls that he likes. He will try to steal your money so be wary. Most Lincoln's have a really weird smiles and are very insecure of it. So if you ever want to roast him or hurt his feelings, say something about his smile.

Girl: Stop harassing me lincoln
Lincoln: Give me all of your money right now

by hairssssss March 19, 2023

Abrham Lincoln

Aberham Lincoln was arguably one of the best presidents we had. He led the Union (blue) into battle versus the Confederates (Grey/White) and won, Thus ending slavery. Not only that, He also made America a great nation.

Abrham Lincoln was a intentional typo so that the “This definition has already been taken!” bs. I mean honestly, Why the hell is there a sexual move that’s called Aberham Lincoln? Just what the fuck.

by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020

Lincoln Turkey

The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.

Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?

Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.

by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023

sweaty lincoln

The act of being a sloppy, sweaty, stinky person. The Lincoln just works, because the early 90 model Lincoln cars were just ugly and lousy, so both the words coagulate well together.

Man, that straight up sweaty lincoln over there is bein' a mad stinky bitch.

by Barnabee Jones January 14, 2010

Lincoln Southwest High School

This is a amazing high school home to many athletic stars. This school is home to many basic white girls and many fury’s.

Ex: Wow look at that dog collar. You must go to Lincoln Southwest High school

by Fury girly girl 12 September 24, 2021

Lincoln

A guy who claims to be good at basketball but he’s terrible. He has two or three good game and thinks he’s Michael Jordan.

“They call me Lincoln and I get buckets”.

by Yakkam September 8, 2020

Lincoln Memorial

The act of rubbing a strippers clitoris on the main stage with a $5 bill for ummm safety reasons

Yo did you see Bush almost got kicked out of the strippy last night? He gave the girl on stage a Lincoln memorial and the bouncers were not too happy about it

by StripGuy May 28, 2019