shrimp boat

A type of lovemaking, particularly associated with gay men. One man ejaculates inside the other man's anus, then proceeds to take a straw (or pipe or other device) and suck his own semen out of the man's anus. See also shrimping.

I heard that Chris is the captian Brian's shrimp boat.

by angry clown March 7, 2005

Boat dad

Guy who wears loafers without shoes with khakis with a polo all the time. He may also have a wife that spends all his money shopping at Talbots or Charter Club. Typically he is a republican. He may or may not have a yacht, but feels the need to project that he does at all times. Usually these actions are born out of a deep sense of both inferiority and a need for self importance.

Guy 1: I wish that guy would get that smug look off his face, who does he think he is with those expensive khakis and boat shoes? We're not on a dock here!

Guy 2: I heard he lost all his money in a bad business deal. He's broke! He's a real boat dad.

by dfed82 August 10, 2009

Boat Head

Giving a man oral sex on his watercraft.

Maria gave boat head to Tyler in the speed boat.

by Lindsay lowone February 17, 2009

row the boat

When someone sits between two men and "rows the boat" with their "oars."

hey, did you hear that weber likes to row the boat?

by bill April 3, 2003

Get in The Boat!

Get in the boat is another way of saying a phrase such as "Oh me too!" Or "Jump in the Band Wagon". This is merely just another way to confuse the listener, and allow them to hear this new cool phrase! This will undeniably leave you being the most interesting person in a conversation.

Chad : "I really like Muff Diving!"

Heather : "Get in the boat!
Chad : "What does that mean?"

Heather : "Same bro"

by Darth Paton October 22, 2016

Ghost Boating

The act of setting a boat at low throttle and leaving the helm to dance around, stand at the bow, or even enter the water (licensed ghost boaters only).

We returned the boat with a hole in the hull and had to explain that we'd been ghost boating...

by GeniusSex August 5, 2018

Tug Boating

The art of getting a handjob from your girlfriend while stuffing your face into her titties in a motorboating fashion.

I love it when Rachel and I go Tug Boating!!!

by RicksRubicon December 9, 2008