Child Molestisity

Adj.) A scale from 1 to 100 based off of how much of a child molester the person looks like/is and how young the child molestee is.

Ew! The child molestisity is off the charts!

by ZoBo0mAf0o August 8, 2017

needs-child

n. A bit of a mong

Stop behaving like a needs-child

by M February 9, 2004

sparkle child

A child that suffers from ADHD and is easily distracted. This can continue into adult hood.

“I was heading over to a friends house to see… . Oh pretty lights….”
“Continue, sparkle child”
“Oh yeah, where was I?”

by Khan1969 November 2, 2021

Pencil Child

(n.) One who does stupid/idiotic actions in front of his/her peers and/or friends in search of attention from them.
(adj.) and idiot; fool or person who seeks attention at his/her own expense. Note that this form changes Pencil Child to Pencil Childish

Synonyms: (n.) attention-seeker, fool, jester
Synonyms: (adj.) foolish, dumb, idiotic

(n.) "He was such a pencil child when he crushed his hand with that rock just to get attention from his peers."

(adj.) "You Pencil Childish fool! Why did you crush your hand with that rock?!"

by Pencil Child November 17, 2017

kindle-child

An unfinished Kindle book that you have become deeply invested in. Much like a real child, you cannot stay away from it for too long, as you constantly think about it and want to get back.

Bob: "Is Julie headed home already? It's not even midnight!"
Frank: "She has a kindle-child to take care of - she's in the middle of Game of Thrones."
Bob: "Ah. Well, we've all been there."

by pghprogrammer4 September 17, 2013

child-in-law

gender neutral term for daughter/son- in- law for the nonbinaries / enbys

Sarah: Hi who is this?
Mary: Oh this is my child-in-law!

by crazgirl October 24, 2020

Lag child

Lag Child (noun): A term used in online gaming to describe a player who benefits from lag without realizing it, and believes their success is due to their skill rather than the advantage provided by the lag. This player is often oblivious to the fact that their internet connection is causing them to have an advantage over their opponents, and may deny using it to gain an advantage. The term is often used to describe players who may not intentionally cheat but still benefit from a poor internet connection. However, it is important to note that having an advantage from lag in online gaming is still considered unfair and can ruin the experience for other players. A "lag child" is not an honorable or respectable player, and their behavior is often seen as dishonest and disrespectful to other players.

Person 1: "Did you see that player in the last match? They kept dodging all my attacks, but I couldn't seem to land a hit on them!"

Person 2: "Yeah, I noticed that too. I think they might be a lag child."

by Experiences44 April 6, 2023