by BigRussianBalls42069 October 6, 2021
Get the Weiner manmug. Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday
Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/
Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.
Traditions & Customs:
Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).
Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.
Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).
General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/
Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.
Traditions & Customs:
Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).
Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.
Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).
General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"
"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."
"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."
"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
by Kwaikkn March 28, 2025
Get the Weiner Mondaymug. by Nigga'sWitDeerWeiners November 8, 2011
Get the Deer weinersmug. The dick of Mr MT
Awe baby suck Mr weiner. You love Mr weiner. Have you met Mr weiner's best freinds. Left nut and right nut. And can't forget about his asshole that lives behind him
by Mr big weiner May 15, 2025
Get the Mr weinermug. A woman, usually, and boringly also known as a hoe, who just can't get enough weiner. So horribly down bad that she must treat her own obsessions of weiner as redeemable tokens of sex
"I don't know dude. That girl you introduced me to at the club, something about her just screams weiner redeemer.
by LFWinkwell January 30, 2024
Get the Weiner redeemermug. by Daddy Snyder January 8, 2025
Get the Weiner vacuummug.