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False Weeb 

a false weeb - a person very invested in anime culture but except it’s only in one basic anime
these include but are not limited to -
dragon ball series
pokémon series
digimon series

naruto series
kill la kill

akame ga kill
one piece series
bleach
a false weeb can not be invested into multiple anime cultures at once or else they stop being false and just become a weeb
Person A: “Dude I’m such a weeb I love dragon ball to death I have all the manga from every single series and I have a physical copy of every single movie that ever came out! And only in the original japanese voices!”
Person B: “No, you are a false weeb, You obsess over one basic anime.”
Person A: “Is that better or worse?”
Person B: “None at face value”
False Weeb by pitoohuii October 6, 2019
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A Weeb's Cream Dream 

A Weeb Cream Dream is a creamy dream with a weeb and his waifu. A super epic gamer who loves Japan has a wet dream involving a thicc as hell waifu from the great place he knows and love, NIPPON. It is sacred. It is unknown. To live is to die, I might be high :).
In the night, someone calls, "hoo". It's a thicc anime character whose part Owl. Y'all do it. *nuzzles* OwO. *Weeb wakes up in a sweat* "Wow, I totally just had A Weeb's Cream Dream with Tony Hawk and Peach the Princess in it. How rad is that? "
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Elder weeb 

A person who started watching anime in the 90s and early 2000, and still is watching to this day! Age requirement is 25. And up.
Omg 😱 I am now a elder weeb! I can’t believe it naruto and inuyasha both have children and I am watching their shows!
Elder weeb by amiers December 11, 2020

Comedy Weeb 

A person who likes comedy based anime. Stuff like Sonic X, Kirby: Right Back At Ya!, Pokemon (both comedy and action),etc.

See definition for Action Weeb.
I can confirm me and my brother are comedy weebs.
Comedy Weeb by Maya Butreeks January 17, 2021

Stealth level of weeb 

Omega weeb,Weeb lord or Highest tier of weeb.
John:"When will you get married?"
Ming Lee:"When Ruri Accept my proposal"
John:"Who the fuck is this Ruri?"
Ming Lee:"She's my Waifu"
John:"Thats some Stealth level of weeb"

UGLY ASS HOE THAT IS A WEEB 

not the bayang says: urm she’s a ugly ass bitch she’s prob a ugly ass hoe that is a weeb btw my TikTok is kenalyzs

Chronic weeb syndrome 

Chronic Weeb Atndrome or CWS is often where a weeb will feel depressed after finishing a series that they loved and may start to show actual symptoms of depression such as becoming that emo kid at school, becoming more anti-social to even their loved ones, and committing suicide while these cases are rare or never even documented it shows their dedication and need for anime.

The only way to cure this if only temporarily is to find them a new anime to watch that they will enjoy and is equivalent to or surpasses the original anime though a majority of the time cases aren't that severe but should always be treated as such due to the unpredictable nature of weebs and many cases are hard to distinguish.

There have been similar cases for non-weebs to more common shows but never very severe symptoms comparatively but there probably has been one case of severe symptoms even if undocumented due to how imbecilic some people may be as so this cases should also be treated as severe there have also been similar cases documented where this symptoms will occur after a favorite character is killed off and they do not have any evidence of the character coming back to life or the character killed being a sort of double of the character.
Hannah: Have you seen Angelina lately?
Aidan: Ya' I think she has Chronic Weeb Syndrome
Thomas: Well recently she finished an anime she really enjoyed
Hannah: Well she has the emo kid trait down and Thomas has she been anti-social to you and your parents recently?
Thomas: Yes
Hannah: She's got Chronic Weeb Syndrome