poppin' the weasel

Cheating, whipping it out, get the idea?

Today, me and John's girlfriend were poppin' the weasel! I hope he doesn't find out.

by C dawg1241235 October 17, 2010

stink weasel

a creepy hairless rodent.usually seeking an anus to burrow in.there could be a nasty aftermath.

That stink weasel wouldn't get away from my dripping bunghole.

by Andrew Heinecke December 30, 2005

sneaky weasel

1. The act of being skeaky to fool someone.

2. To pull the "wool over someones eyes" in a sneaky way.

Todd: Hey Chad, we gotta leave early because we still need to pick Ryan up for the Nirvana documentary at the movie theatre.

Chad: Dude, i just called ryan and he didn't answer his cell phone and when i went to his house, the lights were out and he wasn't there, and his father said he left a few minutes ago, that son of a bitch pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us.

by Todd Lee November 11, 2005

butt weasel

Someone who seems to be fascinated or obsessed with, ahem, the "nether" regions.

All Jordan does anymore is tell toilet jokes--he's turned into a such a nasty ass butt weasel.

by surfbird March 4, 2009

cheese weasel

Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore.

Verb: The act of taking or hogging something with no regards to the owner's personal property.

Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!

Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!

by DjSuzySolar September 16, 2008

Chach Weasel

1. Mustela Chachicus - an extremely inept and douchey member of the genus Mustela. Widely considered to be the most incompetent and unpleasant member species of weasel.

2. commonly used to refer to arrogant and boastful people who feign competence but are truly shitbags.

I'm calling that chach weasel's bluff, theres no way he fought that bear himself

by wterving April 10, 2011

Homo weasel

A device (similar to those that apply spices) that allows one to apply homosexuality to a human being, or increase the general fabulousness of a given area or situation.

John: Hey Joe, Bob is acting a little straight today.
Joe: Hit him with the homo weasel.
John: Bam!
Bob: Fabulous!!!

by tsukisan April 28, 2013