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Wax Sad

An impact of the Wax market going to a level, where you can't afford a purchase of wax
Wax are going up, so I can't afford it, therefore i'm Wax sad
by Kongen69420 August 24, 2021
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Bite the Wax

To is to fall for the trick of false authenticity or implied character connection in a piece of media, usually and especially as it relates to queer relationships. The "Wax Apple" as it were is a hollow but appealing representation of a desire audiences have that may be encouraged by the media's author or showrunner, frequently hinted at, or built up to, only to never come to fruition.
Me and Jake used to love watching Teen Wolf together, but i dropped it after all the Sterek Queerbaiting. Jake is all too happy to Bite the Wax and hope they'll still end up together even after the Malia thing.
by TeddyUrsa August 12, 2025
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Wax Shit

I took my first dump in my new house and I had a clean wipe! Friends reply, a Wax Shit! That's awesome, it means good luck!
by Uncletoad May 21, 2024
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Wax Lab

A place where fingers are burned and tears may be shed.
Did you hear? We have wax lab all day tomorrow, isn’t that exciting!” - Sarcasm.net
by $$2th$$ October 30, 2021
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Without Wax

Often a reference that between highly sophisticated homicidal artists. It is a decoy term used to reference that a very beautiful woman has not yet been turned into wax. This is usually for purposes of Satanic talisman or other black magic purposes such as human juju doll.
Typically the process is having the soul of the beauty entrapped into scenarios that are psychologically or emotionally distressing. The distress is usually of origin due to hexing or cursing. The emotional and psychological symptoms are often psychotic. Although medication can treat the psychosis often times the victim may experience even worse grandiose or painful delusions.
The best course of treatment is to speak with an experienced psychic in angel work, an ordained or professional exorcist, or alchemist.
Example:

Nelly: I don’t understand Josie’s erratic behavior lately. She seems to think everyone is against her.

Ulysses: Meghan and I took her to a spiritual reader in New Orleans but maybe it made things worse. The spiritual reader said something about a woman who keep unholy Saints imprisoned in her storage unit.

Nelly: Is that woman even a spiritual reader or a true crime podcast fanatic?

Ulysses: I’m not sure but she told her to call her local police department to say she might be “without wax”.

Nelly: You mean to tell me that the spiritual reader told Josie that she was marked for unaliving?
by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024
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fudge wax

When you stick your finger in your but before you give someone a wet willy.
I gave Billy the nastiest fudge wax ever.
by Greenman2000 June 18, 2018
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wax your straddle

He had a cranky case of severe schlong itch so he remembered he'd better be wax your straddle to get relief
by Baby L~ 1979 June 17, 2021
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