Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed

My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity

by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023

Wake it up

A dumb mutt who isnt aware of his fuckery in a given situation

Addison oi wake it up!

by Makka Sanders Boy March 27, 2023

Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

wakeness

The noun from meaning sleep.

No one can resist the temptation of wakeness.

by MR.hu March 4, 2023

Southern Wake Up

To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.

After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.

by BillyJackoff September 4, 2020

Wake and Slake

Like “wake and bake” but substitute alcohol for weed. When you wake up and immediately start drinking to get a proper buzz on for the day.

Hair of the dog ain’t gonna cut it, imma have to wake and slake tomorrow

by Paracel Sus March 8, 2023

Chrissy Wake Up

Song from ``Stranger Things``

Eddie Says: Chrissy Wake Up, I don't like this, Chrissy Wake Up, Hey Hello, Time to wake up (2x), Can you hear me Chrissy, wake up, I don't like this Chrissy Wake Up.

by Dontknowname2 August 9, 2022