Haylee walker

Smokes weed and dabs and always ask for money at the school.

Guy: Dude have any moeny Haylee Walker needs some moeny.
Guy2: what for?
Guy: the goods.
Guy2: what goods?
Guy: weed.
Guy2: oh... tell her i said "fuck off i don't have moeny to give out i'm a poor mofo".
Guy: Damn.... thats cold.......

by thot_lover676 September 24, 2018

Plank-Wanker

n: A derogatory term used to describe someone who partakes in the noble sport of Extreme Lying Down, but refers to it as Planking.

Person 1: Hey man, you wanna come planking with me?

Person 2: Boy, you are lucky I don't smack you upside the head! You bloody Plank-Wanker!

by Funky W June 9, 2011

Wankers Tash

also known as crab ladder, the hair below the naval leading down to the pubic region.

Fucking Hell! Your Wankers Tash is like a monkeys arm

by Escalations Moose December 14, 2008

Sissy wanker

Person who masturbates because they are depressed.

That faggot is such a sissy wanker, there were more tears than cum.

by Awesome19922 April 20, 2011

Fat Wanker

1. An insult.

2. A description of someone who is both fat *and* and a wanker.

3. A very annoying fat boss.

My boss is a big fat wanker

by Blubber Hater December 1, 2003

Jacob Walker

An extraordinary giving and charming individual.
Strong and protective, kind and compassionate.
Undeniably sexy: intensely irresistibly and erotically attractive, with a personality to swoon, and a bod to drop panties.
The sweetest guy you'll ever meet.
The kind of man thats worth the wait: where luck is dominated by the power of fate.

OH DAMN! Look at that Jacob Walker!! That boy is FINNEEEE!

I wish I had a Jacob Walker to snuggle with every night.

by Sugartits<3 December 28, 2011

wacked

just plain crazy...and fun......out of this world......

she's wacked out..... I know I am......... nice

by ur best friend June 11, 2006