Courtesy wipe

I like to call it a courtesy wipe when a guy wipes the rim of the toilet where they dribble and before it runs down the front of the toilet bowl. Of course, the only males I know that do this are gay. Bless them.

Your aim sucks, do a freaking courtesy wipe.

by Queen Mama 2 May 19, 2016

Security Wipe

When you go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because your Fart felt like it could have been wet, but you aren't sure it was a shart.

Used in the confirmation of a shart.

I had to go make a security wipe because I've been eating a lot of taco bell lately and it felt slightly moist.

by Darkearwig September 1, 2017

pussy wipe

An undesirable or offensive person --similar to ass wipe but reserved for one who is even more offensive.

Kyle is such a fucking pussy wipe. I hope he gets hit by a truck

by Manny November 25, 2003

Houdini Wipe

When you take a massive deuce that is quite arduous and strenuous, then at wiping you notice that their is no shit on the Toliet Paper you wipe once more for a conformation and truth behold, Shit appears.

Yo Adrian G I just took a shit and the blasted Houdini Wipe got me again.

by Adrian Gomez March 3, 2008

dry wipe

The act of swiping your credit card between the ass cheeks of a prostitute.

Ashley was having fun with candy but when he dry wiped her she got angry and left.

by James Gexton June 20, 2008

ass wipe

a numbnutted moron who needs more than roll to finish the job

sally the numbnut took 2 rolls to to wipe her fat ass

by r s March 21, 2004

Jack- Wipe

Someone you hate with such a passion that you'd be happy to wipe yours or someone else's (stinky) and (poopy) ass with.

Damn Tom you're such a retard, way to be a jack- wipe.

by Jess Johnson October 9, 2006