A friend you wanted to hang out with that night ditches you to hangout with his new girlfriend. Bros before hoes
Always comes crawling back to his buddies when the relationship is over
Always comes crawling back to his buddies when the relationship is over
Dude 1: hey man want to come over and drink a few beers and watch the game?
Dude 2: sure, I'm at the girls house right now. but im coming over im a minute.
NEXT DAY
Dude 1: What happend man, I had to drink the 24 by myself and passed out.
Dude 2: man she wouldn't let me leave, said I had to watch CSI with her
Dude 1: You pussy whipped bitch
Dude 2: I am not, you just jealous I have a girlfriend
Dude 2: sure, I'm at the girls house right now. but im coming over im a minute.
NEXT DAY
Dude 1: What happend man, I had to drink the 24 by myself and passed out.
Dude 2: man she wouldn't let me leave, said I had to watch CSI with her
Dude 1: You pussy whipped bitch
Dude 2: I am not, you just jealous I have a girlfriend
by Fuckassbitchnigga November 2, 2009
Get the Pussy Whippedmug. by BOX8 June 11, 2008
Get the whipping the bishopmug. To document an action or activity without actually performing the action or witnessing the activity.
Architect: I needed a retaining wall design so I just paper-whipped it with copy from another job.
Nuclear Technician 1: Hey, my geiger counter is broken and I need to fill out this report for the NRC, what am I gonna do?
Nuclear Technician 2; No problem, the readings were 17, 12 and 5 - all well within limits and believable. That's what you call a good old-fashioned paper-whippin', now let's go get us some liquor.
Nuclear Technician 1: Hey, my geiger counter is broken and I need to fill out this report for the NRC, what am I gonna do?
Nuclear Technician 2; No problem, the readings were 17, 12 and 5 - all well within limits and believable. That's what you call a good old-fashioned paper-whippin', now let's go get us some liquor.
by Kongfire January 2, 2008
Get the paper-whipmug. by un_known August 21, 2007
Get the dick whippedmug. Nick Belton and his girlfriend have been going out for half a year. They decided to take it to the next step and started to hold hands. Belton is Pussy Whipped
by Darwin112 April 3, 2009
Get the pussy whippedmug. by Tommy Z May 7, 2008
Get the pussy whippedmug. When a sexual partner is standing vertically, spreading the legs 30 degrees apart, at which point an aerosol can of whipped cream is inserted anally. The trigger is pressed, opening the can and forcing mostly CO2 and some cream into the stool. After 10-20 seconds, a sensation in the lower bowels occur, signaling the partner on the receiving end of the insertion to release the compressed gasses and byproducts onto the other partner's face, or dessert of choice that will be consumed by the opposite partner.
by mr jasmine November 23, 2009
Get the stool whipmug.