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Wax my stick

A slang term used by surfers meaning to put a wax product on the surface of a surfboard to give better traction for their feet.
One such product is marketed as "Mr. Zog's Sex Wax - the best for your stick".

The term has a humorous double meaning of receiving oral sex (a blow job) as ones stick (penis) waxes (grows larger) from the attention.
I need to wax my stick first, then I'll join you in the water.
by Enriched.By.U May 5, 2013
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Wax Wanker

A person obsessed with letting everyone know how cool he/she is for the fact they just bought and are now playing music/djing using vinyl records .
"I Just bought some fresh wax straight from Berlin"(wax wanker) "Tonight Im playing at 10 till 11 and Im only bringing wax for this one"(wax wanker)
by ( ' ' ) ..... April 20, 2014
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Waxing Vag

The art of using the lips of a vagina to smear wax all over one's body surface and then proceed to use the vagina as an arm of sorts to put the paper towels on the wax-covered surface and then ripping them off furiously while a chimpanzee between the age of 1-2 years old watches and faps casually.
The asian ordered the daily special "Waxing Vag".
by JimJum June 6, 2014
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Wax ninja

One highly skilled in the art of making skin silky smooth.
I went to get a brazilian from the wax ninja today
by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014
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Squirrel Wax

The Upcoming Of The Day Lucifer And Chutulu Team Up And Destroy Us All
by MgRonalds March 14, 2015
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wax one off

I felt horny, so I decided to wax one off
by Chubby dude March 15, 2015
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Peruvian Chest Wax

To empty ones anal cavity, using a transfor pump, onto there significant others pectoral region
That girl is a freak, all she wanted was a Peruvian chest wax
by ur mutha April 15, 2015
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