waxing the boards

verb// visiting a message board, and participating in it's undertakings.

I am waxing the boards as we speak.

by Jake O. August 2, 2008

man of wax

A perfect man. Too good to be true, as if a wax model (a perfect replica).

Person a: Have you seen John? He's so hot.
Person b: Yeah, he's really a man of wax.

by steveman1123 July 2, 2021

Waxing The Floor Boards

When one of the female gender takes action in a action commonly know as Flicking the Bean.

Friend 1: Were's Stacy?
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.

by Long Dong Wong From Hong Kong May 8, 2018

beard-wax

An anal male, preoccupied with his looks & perfect personal presentation shallow detached from the importance of real emotions anal up himself

“I was so upset but he just kept glancing at his reflection and preening. He’s utterly beard-wax””. Q: “Is the new boss an understanding type?” A: “Huh! No way. Totally beard-wax... snappy dresser, minimalist office, nil humanity”.

by Urban burble May 2, 2018

Cheetah Wax

A mix of reclaim and distillate wax.

Yo, let me get bricked up off the cheetah wax.

by xFearful August 29, 2021

waxing the hull

When Mark Spector from Sportsnet finds a dead racoon in the trash and fucks it.

Mark was out late last night waxing the hull, so he took the day off.

by Dan Staples June 22, 2017

Wax house

when a dealer stores over 30 kg of wax/B.H.O./shatter in his/her house or domicile and has so much of it uses it for any need adhesive

Bob:whoa man that guy totally has a wax house

by Manpire June 2, 2015