Van Buskirk

One who Usually enjoys Console Games more than Computer Games. In other words a narrow idiot.

Joey Van Buskirk, perhaps you should stop playing Chrystal Cronicles. "Nah, Play now, Sleep Later."

by Courtney Oliver February 17, 2004

Van Halen

A really crappy band, and the last name of an over-rated guitarist who thinks that he was the king of the world back in the eighties. They gave a bad name to rock and roll with their poppy sounding love songs and big hair. David Lee Roth to this day stands as the gayest lead singer of all time, even gayer than Judas Priests singer and he's actually gay!

Fuck VAN HALEN lets play some Iron Maiden!

by James TH April 8, 2007

Van Halen

When somebody repeatedly taps on a woman’s clit until they have an eruption (squirt).

I Van Halened Sharon last night & she blasted all over my face!

by Sealclubber420 December 3, 2019

Van Dusen

1. Fecal Matter, the contents of one's colon or rectum.

2. Foolish, deceitful, or boastful language, worthless, deceptive, or insincere. Pretentious, insolent talk or behavior. i.e. bullshit. Or one who engages in such behaviors i.e. a poser.

Often used in certain fixed constructions e.g.
To pull a Van Dusen, to drop a Van Dusen.

1. I'll be there shortly, gotta go drop a van dusen first.

2. Did you hear that guy who wouldn't shut up about St. Augustine? Jeez, what a Van Dusen.

by Kabouter Weasley March 7, 2013

van dell

A term for a vagina that is likened to and comes from Van Dell jewelry which according to its website is "imitation stones simulating gemstones" but "is not cheap and enjoys high book prices".

Wilberforce: "That lady yonder, is she a mackerel or a maiden?"
Hastings: "Why she's hardly Van Cleef, my good fellow. Pay a visit to that chamber and you will find only Van Dell".

by mothrah January 8, 2012

van mundegaarde

Strong Bad's main man since 1987. Perhaps Strong Bad is saying he likes to say hello to his little friend and play the five-knuckle-shuffle. For his next birthday, I'll buy him a wet nap.

When I think of Scott Baio, I like to rock it Van Mundegaarde style!

by T. J. October 30, 2003

Raper Van

A beverage of the alcoholic varity which upon consumption makes you fuckified. Recipe: Tequila, Sprite, orange juice, lemon juice, and red food coloring.

Yeah man, I had a raper van last night, and that's the last thing i remember.

by panic.button January 9, 2011