getting vampired

Hiring an albino person to bite someone and run away, then every night sprinkling Molly on their food. During the night they will be high-ish with a good sensation sweeping over their body, but in the morning as the Molly wears off they feel down and unmotivated. Repeating this constantly for multiple nights/forever can lead this person to believe they are in fact a vampire.

James soon after getting vampired bit his father and mother thinking it would save them from aging further.

by PopeVortex May 24, 2023

Vampire Wanding

The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.

Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.

by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023

Vampire Lube

When you pull out of a girl and you find blood on your dick.

OMG BECKY! You didn't tell me it was your time of the month. There's Vampire Lube on my dick!

by Serial Pisser June 4, 2023

Vegetarian Vampire

1. A vampire that abstains from drinking human blood, instead substituting animal blood.

2. A vampire that is never truly satisfied.

3. A fan of Twilight that was left unsatisfied after watching that sorry excuse for a movie.

"Man, I saw the Twilight movie last night, and I totally feel like a vegetarian vampire!"

by HappyCabbit April 2, 2009

Beer Vampire

Someone who get's in real close, in conversation, or affiliation with, (usually at a party) that asks you for a sip, and takes over your beer as theirs.

"Hey can I get a sip of your beer?"
"I guess so"
"Thanks"
...
"Dude where'd my beer go?"
"Beer Vampire..."

by SnookiezInc April 12, 2009

Time Vampire

human beings who believe, regardless of how old they become, that the entire world revolves around them, and thus, SUCK the time from anything you may be doing. Contraindications are usually avoidance, but bribery has been known to work in some circles. Relocation physical proximity is often the only cure once bitten; that, and blocking them from being able to send any kind of Ethernet, internet or dog catcher's net transmissions.

They are such Time Vampires - I can get nothing done when they are around.

by libertyuk August 16, 2008

vampire sex

When a boy vampire and a girl vampire have sex when the girl is on her period.

Vampires have vampire sex. Mmmm, the blood!

by haxx0rfish April 2, 2007