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One of the world's premiere academic institutions. Arguably the best public university in the nation with a total of 40,000 students, both undergraduate and graduate. Michigan has top-ranked programs in law, business, medicine, political science, and an array of other subjects. Virtually no area at Michigan is ranked below the top 20 in the country, allowing for it to rival the Ivy league as well as the other selective private institutions despite its high admission rate (47%).

Home to Michigan Stadium, colloquially termed "The Big House", the University of Michigan is also known for its legendary football, hockey, and formerly its basketball team (We all remember the Fab 5).

Michigan is one of the country's leaders in athletics, academics, and college life in general--located in beautiful Ann Arbor. You simply cannot go wrong with the University of Michigan.
"I got offers from investment banks in New York City six months before I graduated from The University of Michigan"

"Hail To the Victors"

"If you have to choose between Harvard and Michigan, go to Harvard. But, if you have to choose between Michigan and Northwestern, do yourself a favor and go to Michigan."
by Zizu March 20, 2007
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An elite, private research university which boasts some of the best programs in the country, including the prestigious School of Cinematic Arts and School of Letters, Arts and Sciences. USC has top-20 programs in film, engineering, english, and law. Overall, USC ranks just below rival UCLA, however that is projected to change by 2012, and USC has been climbing the national ranks since being named Time "School of the Year" in 2000.

2009-2010 admissions to the university are extremely tough (23% acceptance rate versus UCLA's 21% acceptance rate).

USC boasts incredible sports teams, including football, where they have won the Rose Bowl three times since 2000 and a national championship in 2004. USC also has 12 national baseball championships.

USC is extremely expensive, but has a higher salary rate after graduation than UCLA. USC is also a better choice for entertainment industry jobs, as USC students have higher field interview records than UCLA students. USC believes in a "Trojan Family" alumni network which give students a much needed advantage to find work in Los Angeles after graduation.
by Adroa34 August 10, 2009
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Seton Hall University

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A school conveniently located right in the hood. Some people from the hood somehow make it into the school. As a result of its shitty location, the whole school is blocked off from society by a large metal fence, and you have to ID and swipe to do the simplest of actions (like enter the parking lot) and enter your building. Further, you are not allowed to have a car if you are not a commuter or don't have an internship..regardless if you are a senior or freshman.. A lot of the people there are New York/New Jersey rich, snotty kids, so if you're not like that then it is highly suggested not to go to this school. or else you will transfer after one semester, just like yours truly.
non shu student: hey hows Seton Hall University treatin ya?

shu student: it sucks i transferred. when they asked where i said i didn't care as long as i never had to look at south orange, nj again in my life
by Sheriff69 October 19, 2011
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The best school in Nashville, America, and probably the world. A lot of the people are extremely intellegent but are complete slackers, especially in the class of 08. Includes though some not so smart people who make commnents like "Wait, so you're saying that snowflakes reproduce?" Has many "Dady's little girl"'s who complain when they get an 89 on a test. Overall not very good at sports, but that doesn't really matter because the debate team could massacre Brentwood Academys' Football Team. Lots of Jews (also reffered to as JewSN). If the gamecube at school broke, half the school would break down crying. Not to mention the massive beat off obsession with World of Warcraft, especially in the class of 08. Use the words sip,probs, gaf, gafleton pie, squags, awk and chill frog because the student body think they are pretty cool.
USN (University School of Nashville)

"So, boobs pretty big?"

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh?"

"MOLST!"

"Wait a minute... not everyone has at least 3 houses with maids in every one?"
by Squags November 23, 2006
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Harvard University

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A school in which the graduates will be your future bosses. Everyone hates them out of sheer jealousy, even though people say they hate it, if offered a spot theyd be total assholes and accept like a true hypocrite.
My boss went to Harvard University.

I hate Harvard.
by U Jelly BITCH September 30, 2011
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(proper noun) 1: A university located in Huntsville, Alabama, which functions primary as a nerd farm and prides itself on its inability to cancel classes 2: Ugly girls 3: Complete boredom
(1) UAH Student 1: OMIGOD! It’s a hurricane, three tornadoes, and every building is on fire all at the same time! Run!
UAH Student 2 (demurring): Drat. The flying debris and collapsing structures will cause my delayed arrival to the exigent astrophysical biology exam occurring later today…

(2) That chick is so ugly she must go to UAH (the University of Alabama in Huntsville).

(3) UAH Student 1: Can you help me with this boring 10,000 question assignment regarding the solidification of nickel-based super alloys under the influence of various inert gases?
UAH Student 2: I'd rather kill myself.
by mr_brennan November 5, 2005
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Temple University

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temple is the best school in philly. and it is also represented in the "Boys II Men" Music video for mowtown philly with a flag rested upon a chair. go look.
boys II men totally reppin temple university
by eoihrur438ir23oir24ro243r April 21, 2011
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