Union Ass Bath

When a person named Chad is caught washing his ass in the sink by his wife Amy.

Bro, I took a union ass bath and it was embarassing!

by PNWwiseguy April 1, 2025

Union Ass Bath

When an individual proceeds to wash their dirty ass in the sink expecting no one to notice the poop stain leading to the drain, only to be walked in upon whilst performing the action.

I so thought I was in the clear but then was caught taking a union ass bath!

by NW_Boarder April 5, 2025

Unionphobic

A wet wipe who gets offended by the sheer sight of the union flag.

What a Unionphobic wet wipe, imagine moving to a country and being offended by their flag...

by Dadda Ridley July 16, 2025

Unionphobic

A xenophobic wet wipe that gets offended by the Union flag.

Look at that Unionphobic wet wipe moaning over us flying the Union flag

by Dadda Ridley July 16, 2025

Unitonically

(Adverb)

1. With the utmost sincerity and importance in regards to a unified subject.

2. A manner that promotes unity and/or stability; acting as a singular force of influence.

1. She unitonically told her children how much she loves them all

2. The chior sang unitonically, their voices blending into one harmonious sound

by Kingkj47 August 23, 2025

Unironically

adv. Seriously, genuinely. Implies the action is unexpected, or not normally taken seriously.

It has nothing to do with irony.

It is one of the most widespread incorrectly used words nowadays.

It used to be "literally", but at least "literally" is generally used to mean "metaphorically", its opposite.

I unironically love cold pizza!

I unironically went to urban dictionary to submit a definition of unironically, just to vent my frustration from seeing it literally everywhere.

by DefeatedDavid September 24, 2025

Beer Union

Gathering place for those that enjoy great beer and great company.

Let's have our happy hour at the Beer Union tonight!

by Bistro 450 December 3, 2010