Turbo Job

When a man licks another mans booty hole aggressively while blowing in his anus at the same time. Made famous by a North Raleigh man when he offered to give Turbo jobs to other men in exchange for working on performance vehicles. Similar to a rim job.

The other day I gave a guy a turbo job.

by BimmerService June 6, 2018

Turbo biff

Used in the military as a insult towards someone that made a mistake

Person 1: ahh I’ve just sent the lance jack to get some scran

Person 2: how could he forget that the turbo biff

by Nobgobble July 25, 2023

turbo virgin

Someone that goes the extra mile to show the world that they're a kissless virgin. A good example is the countless meat riders who will argue till the end of time to defend their beloved Elon Musk who couldn't give 2 shits about their sad existence. Or the losers that call you slurs in a video game because they can't accept the fact that it's time to get a job and move out of their parents' basement.

"What's this guy's problem? I'm going 20 over and he's still on my bumper with high beams on."

"Pull over and let him pass. Don't let that turbo virgin bring you down to his level."

by derp25 January 16, 2025

Turbo Off

When a system has been decommissioned so heavily that it is no longer functioning

Admin1: Damn bro, im not able to administer that server!
Admin2: Of course you cant, that bad boy is turbo off

by whodis123789 April 18, 2025

Turbos

When try hard gamblers think turbo spins increases the chances of landing a feature

Couple turbos for the feature villain

by Neffnz November 22, 2021

Turbo Detonation

The act of blowing up in anger, normally on the internet, when arguing with experts.

That kid totally had turbo detonation after arguing with Dan Z.

by anonymous69696 April 24, 2015

Turbo Pig

A Turbo Pig is a promiscuous, confident, and oft charming male or female who displays little if any consideration for his fellow human beings in any number of pursuits which most commonly solely benefit the individual.

Turbo Pigs are generally self-aware, but outwardly display no shame for their well documented antics. He or she will openly comment on a member of the opposite sex in an inappropriate manner regardless of the company being kept at said time.

Turbo Pigs are commonly found in the fields of entertainment, accounting, and amateur and professional sports.

Mate how about Kobe and Rice at the Olympics? Turbo Pig match made in heaven.

by WayneTower September 6, 2012