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backwords trumpet

I did a backwords trumpet on this bitch last night
by Tendel1o October 1, 2017
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Trumpets

the instrument that only plays forte or louder
BD: trumpets, for the fifth time in the past 2 minutes, can you please play softer????????????????!!!!!
by spectre729 July 29, 2019
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King Trumpet

When you’re getting an aggressive BJ and it makes you fart.
Tommy loved my head game so much it ended up being a King Trumpet
by TamTam’s boy June 20, 2025
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German trumpet

An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.
Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.
by Nk1992 July 7, 2016
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Slut Trumpet

Much like a slut but proudly declares to everyone she is a slut as loud as possible. Will tell you upfront how much of a whore she is and how many men and or women she has been with as if it's some kind of badge
Guy #1: Eyy man you seen Mary?

Jacob: Hell no man that bitch is a slut trumpet.
by ClapclapWonk June 7, 2019
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Trumpeting

Set of marketing measures that helped Donald Trump to become US president
- Look, what a funny meme about Trump!
- You are exposed to trumpeting, bro
by jerry_rum December 8, 2016
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Trumpet

He's a trumpet, a mad rooter.
by Frank Farquhar March 30, 2023
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