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Grumpy Troll

A sexual position between any combination of two people (male/female, male/male, female/female) in which the anus's of each participant are rubbed together. Often used as a last resort for sexual positions, the act can provide immensely pleasurable sensations for those with highly sensitive anal lips. This sexual position is not to be confused with the Spritely Elf.
Ken and Cory finally attempted the Grumpy Troll position after exhausting all other sexual avenues with each other.
by SadTroll July 19, 2012
mugGet the Grumpy Trollmug.

Troll Activism

noun

A type of activism that involves online or real life trolling. Differs from regular trolling in that it has the goal of making a political statement.

Examples have been Japanese photoshopping memes onto ISIL photos, the box of dildos sent to the extremists who overtook the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, and the naked Trump statues placed outside during the 2016 election.
New Troll Activism Movie is Wildlife Documentary Using Only Clips of President Trumps Hair Blowing in Wind
by Abbracadabbra December 7, 2016
mugGet the Troll Activismmug.

alley troll

Crusty, low class madams in Korea who are usually 50-60 years old or older. They earn a living by trying to lure drunk or naive GIs into coming back and seeing their "nice young girl". The nice young girl usually turns out to be about the same age as the alley troll.
Holy crap! Johnson just got pulled away by that alley troll! He must be desperate.
by Trav September 24, 2004
mugGet the alley trollmug.

grundel troll

Small balls of feces hanging from the hair on the grundel. Very similar to dingleberries or cling-ons, but located on the grundel.
My girlfriend found some grundel trolls when she was servicing my unit.
by MajStorm September 28, 2007
mugGet the grundel trollmug.

Insta troll

Don’t use insta

Or apps really

Or my phone unless I have to …

Insta …

The troll …

Pretend not of course..

But we both know …

Who you are is less clear of course

Trip trap trip trap
Insta troll synchronising my life

Even when it’s vague …

Must be coincidence

by LetsTalkAboutX February 12, 2023
mugGet the Insta trollmug.

Troll Swatter

One who squeezes and crushes all the trolls on the chatroom
This chat is the most modded room on JTV. These mods are real troll swatters.
by trollsworstnightmare November 14, 2011
mugGet the Troll Swattermug.

Meth Trolls

small mythical creatures addicted to soaps that make meth out of house hold objects and live in your closet they also call every one jonny
theres meth trolls in my closet
by d4rkc4rn4ge May 23, 2010
mugGet the Meth Trollsmug.

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