Triple-Double

Three successive dumps requiring two flushes each.

The food at basketball camp was so bad, I had a triple-double on Tuesday, and a double-double on Friday.

by stall2 October 25, 2019

Triple Goose

The act of drinking Grey Goose Vodka while wearing Golden Goose Deluxe Brand sneakers and a Canada Goose winter coat.

Mike: Did you see Hannah at the club last night she was doing the triple goose?

Frat bro: I just want a sorority who does the triple goose

by NJB/JAP February 22, 2021

Triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper

A sexual action preformed by a barista and customer. Upon asking for a ‘triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper’ at your local Starbucks, you will be invited behind the counter. The barista will coat their gloved right hand, or if they’re feeling frisky, their left hand in dark chocolate sauce, then milk chocolate sauce. Then, ready yourself. Prepare for the star of the show known as the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper. They shall reach into your rectum with their hand coated in two layers of chocolate. Their mission: tickle your kidneys three separate times through your intestines, coating their hand in a third layer of chocolate; YOUR CHOCOLATE. Upon removal of their hand from your inner chocolate twisty freeze, the action will have been nearly completed. All that’s left is to A. Consume the glove. Or B. Lick the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper off their hands. It’s your choice, really.

Guy 1: dude, there’s this girl at the Starbucks in the town square, works there on tuesdays from six to nine. Best triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper I’ve ever had.

Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.

by ethan__skywalker March 20, 2021

Triple Cripple

A 3s team in World of Warcraft where the entire purpose is to annoy the enemy team by focusing on movement impairing affects.

Oh no, it's that triple cripple team again. Last game with these guys lasted 15 minutes.

by Vaanx May 5, 2021

triplehead

the almighty triplehead was first established at a party where everyone did ecstasy which opened their third eye and has ever since been a symbol for a god walking amongst men. the one who owns the triplehead is the coolest being alive and is known for their earth-shattering swag. currently held by PETR.

"OMG that guy is wearing a triplehead"
"No way, he must be so fucking cool and epic. I want to be like him"

by uwuipeedmypants May 12, 2021

Triple sword style

A gay threesome

Person 1 “I was going triple sword style last night”
Person 2 “oh you guys were watching one piece”
Person 1 “nah we were gay fuckin”

by Prhrbrnrhd June 30, 2021

Triple F

Triple F is the cool name for the squad. The 3 Fs stand for Fat Fred Forever. Fred is a fat pigeon my friend found in New York, he was so sexy he needs to live on forever in hearts and memories.

Friend 1: Look at Fat Fred
Friend 2: We should make a sweatshirt about it
Friend 3: Omg that's genius!
Friend 2: Yeah we'll call it the Triple F squad standing for Fat Fred Forever

by BitchWithDumbDefinitions November 29, 2021