A character played by Aziz Ansari on "Parks and Recreation". He's the funniest, is always willing to party, and gets the most chicks.
by teheeeeeheeee August 20, 2010
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Probably the shexxiest man ALIVE
And when he dies
He shallt be the shexxiest man who is DEAD
Did I say he can SING?
Yes!
Look up Feltbeats somewhere
He's incredible
Probably the shexxiest man ALIVE
And when he dies
He shallt be the shexxiest man who is DEAD
Did I say he can SING?
Yes!
Look up Feltbeats somewhere
He's incredible
by Clairolina February 5, 2010
Get the Tom Felton mug.Tom DeLonge is the ex-singer of blink-182 and Box Car Race, he now fronts new band Angels and Airwaves (abbreviated to AVA).
He is eaily recognisable on record by his over-pronounced vowels. For instance, the line (from BCR's song 'Letters to God')
"I won't lie, I won't sin"
when sung by Tom becomes:
"OOiiiii won't looooiiii, Ooooiiii won't sseeeeaann".
He is a genius, though, and very quick to point out that he's probably the worst guitar player in the world.
He used to be hilarious and jokey, although since blink split up he has apparently had "an epiphany" and now has got a lot more serious in his bid to take over the world with AVA.
His nuts apparently taste better with fudge, and he claims to have the best looking ass in the world.
He is eaily recognisable on record by his over-pronounced vowels. For instance, the line (from BCR's song 'Letters to God')
"I won't lie, I won't sin"
when sung by Tom becomes:
"OOiiiii won't looooiiii, Ooooiiii won't sseeeeaann".
He is a genius, though, and very quick to point out that he's probably the worst guitar player in the world.
He used to be hilarious and jokey, although since blink split up he has apparently had "an epiphany" and now has got a lot more serious in his bid to take over the world with AVA.
His nuts apparently taste better with fudge, and he claims to have the best looking ass in the world.
Crazy fan girl: OMMMGZZZ lyk Tom DeLonge is lyk SOOOOO hottttt
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Mark: Hey Tom, tell everybody what they do in the Phillipenes
Tom: We heard that in the Phillipenes, when a baby is crying, they suck on it's penis to make it be quiet. It works with me too: if I cry, suck me off and I'll shut up"
Mark: OK, Tom - shut the fuck up!
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Mark: Hey Tom, tell everybody what they do in the Phillipenes
Tom: We heard that in the Phillipenes, when a baby is crying, they suck on it's penis to make it be quiet. It works with me too: if I cry, suck me off and I'll shut up"
Mark: OK, Tom - shut the fuck up!
by pie_guy May 28, 2006
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Get the tom barber mug.This man is the sketchiest being in existence. He is the Sketchy OverLord, and if anyone opposes him, they disappear for all eternity. His face has never been seen but it is said that his hair glows like a matchstick. The brighter it is, the more souls he has consumed.
Person 1: Bro, my brother opposed Sketchy Tom!! He has disappered!!
Person 2: I'll start putting together a funeral.
Person 2: I'll start putting together a funeral.
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