toilet poem

Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
by Zack September 14, 2003
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Toilet Duck

A toilet bowl cleaning product with a duck shaped head.
"They stole that Toilet Duck idea from me, you know. In my original sketches, I had it as a goat."
by signull June 21, 2006
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Female Toilet

A term used to describe a woman who enjoys having body excretions on her body.

Alternative: Walking Toilet
by Michael O. November 21, 2004
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Full Toilet

In Poker, it is the absolute worst hand possible. It is when you end-up with 3 black cards and 2 red cards, or vice-versa. There can be no pairs, a shit hand. Loses to a toilet flush and every other hand.
"i went all in with a full toilet and got blasted by a pair of 2s on the river"

"she took one look at my full toilet and disposed of it with her toilet flush to win the WSOP."
by Acebinkley July 28, 2005
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fell in the toilet

To jack off in the bathroom pretending to take a shit or while taking a shit
Jonny: I'm going to the bathroom
Mom: Okay

Mom: Jonnys been in the bathroom for so long he must have fell in the toilet
by Sassyredbitch May 26, 2018
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Toilet Hole

A toliet hole is someone is who gets used, especially their hole(s) as a toilet, meaning as a receptable for all bodily fluids, or any refuse in general. It is meant to imply that someone is slutty, loose, dirty, with no standards in who they allow to use them. It can also be used more generally as an insult, in place of asshole, scum bag, jerk, hypocrite, slut, pig, fuck pig, douche bag, jackass, mess
Andrew is such a toilet hole - he was telling everyone how to behave last night when we all know that he's a bigger mess than anyone else.
by ryno chicago August 13, 2010
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toilet sex

The act of giving/getting the shaft while one or the other our both parties are using the toilet or the floor or just pooping wherever their fucking
"I want to fuck you so bad but I got to take a shit." Jane says holding her asshole. "Well why don't I join you and we can have toilet sex and you can shit on my balls!" John replied joyfully.
by Yetti June 17, 2006
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