by signull June 21, 2006
Get the Toilet Duckmug. A term used to describe a woman who enjoys having body excretions on her body.
Alternative: Walking Toilet
Alternative: Walking Toilet
by Michael O. November 20, 2004
Get the Female Toiletmug. In Poker, it is the absolute worst hand possible. It is when you end-up with 3 black cards and 2 red cards, or vice-versa. There can be no pairs, a shit hand. Loses to a toilet flush and every other hand.
"i went all in with a full toilet and got blasted by a pair of 2s on the river"
"she took one look at my full toilet and disposed of it with her toilet flush to win the WSOP."
"she took one look at my full toilet and disposed of it with her toilet flush to win the WSOP."
by Acebinkley August 24, 2005
Get the Full Toiletmug. Jonny: I'm going to the bathroom
Mom: Okay
Mom: Jonnys been in the bathroom for so long he must have fell in the toilet
Mom: Okay
Mom: Jonnys been in the bathroom for so long he must have fell in the toilet
by Sassyredbitch June 9, 2018
Get the fell in the toiletmug. A toliet hole is someone is who gets used, especially their hole(s) as a toilet, meaning as a receptable for all bodily fluids, or any refuse in general. It is meant to imply that someone is slutty, loose, dirty, with no standards in who they allow to use them. It can also be used more generally as an insult, in place of asshole, scum bag, jerk, hypocrite, slut, pig, fuck pig, douche bag, jackass, mess
Andrew is such a toilet hole - he was telling everyone how to behave last night when we all know that he's a bigger mess than anyone else.
by ryno chicago August 13, 2010
Get the Toilet Holemug. The act of giving/getting the shaft while one or the other our both parties are using the toilet or the floor or just pooping wherever their fucking
"I want to fuck you so bad but I got to take a shit." Jane says holding her asshole. "Well why don't I join you and we can have toilet sex and you can shit on my balls!" John replied joyfully.
by Yetti June 18, 2006
Get the toilet sexmug. a dream where you are on the toilet taking a dump, and the toilet is somewhere in a public place, surrounded by a crowd of people, like in a shopping mall for example.
I have dreamed of sitting on a toilet that was:
on the side of a busy highway
on the side of a beachfront hotel in Florida (at least the
toilet was facing the beach, so I had an ocean view)
In a restroom, but the restroom was open at both ends
and throngs of people were walking through, and there
was no stall, just a toilet
etc etc
In my toilet dreams, I usually casually converse with
passers-by as I sit on the toilet
I have dreamed of sitting on a toilet that was:
on the side of a busy highway
on the side of a beachfront hotel in Florida (at least the
toilet was facing the beach, so I had an ocean view)
In a restroom, but the restroom was open at both ends
and throngs of people were walking through, and there
was no stall, just a toilet
etc etc
In my toilet dreams, I usually casually converse with
passers-by as I sit on the toilet
I had the toilet dream again last night, and I was waiting for people to go away so I could wipe my ass, but they wouldn't go away
by Woody Thomas January 3, 2010
Get the the toilet dreammug.