Screw

The word screw or screwing is used to describe sexual intercourse

“I was sweating after Emma and I screwed last night”

by Sexyduck_28 July 23, 2018

Screwing with Reality

When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.

Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."

Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

Clit Screw

When a girl uses her clit to fuck a dudes dick.

Instead of sounding me, she clit screwed me!

by Tippletoppletapple April 1, 2021

Screwed and jewed

Getting your money stolen after sex

Damn, I got screwed and jewed by a hooker last night.

by KinkyShitBro November 14, 2017

Screwed

When your Knowingly and deceptively Imvites her not Inappropriate friends over When you’re going through a breakup and need to get drunk with the inappropriate ones

Amy really screwed missy and emily by inviting these goody two shoes over

by Screwed big time May 22, 2020

Screwed

1. The action of being penetrated by a penis, dildo, or some sort of prodding object into one or many of the holes in your body individually or simultaneously.

2. The feeling you get when you realize that a verbal agreement wasn't suitable for doing business with a stranger, and it would have been in your best interest to have contracts for your band so venues can't back out of paying you the agreed upon price that you discussed over the phone.

I was rather surprised by the look of the bar owners face when I reminded her of our agreement of 500 dollars after our performance. I'm pretty bad at math, but with all the food and beer sales that this joint took in and out of that the supposed 172 dollars of the 15 percent beer sales that we actually received, I can confidently say that we were screwed beyond recognition.

by Clitcracker January 4, 2020

Screw Recording

Screen recording someone’s story with express purpose of remixing it in an unflattering way.

I was screw recording Will’s story where he ate that hot chip and now the remix is going viral.

by SoonOnDVD April 11, 2021