real chops

Synonym for real ralk, fo' real, I'm serious, not joking, etc etc.
Real chops, you ever fuckin' cheat on me again and we're over.
by Yoyo3Stacks February 28, 2008
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Chop Suey!

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by DudeBroKowski February 28, 2022
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dolla chop

Hijacking somebody elses' illegally-gotten gain(s)
That was a dolla chop, that boi is in my business!
by LaBrea September 11, 2007
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Chop Wood

Rally cry for Rutgers Football. Visual: side of right hand comes down hard on left wrist or forearm. Symbol: an Ax.

Coined by Coach Greg Schiano during the 2005-2006 season. First recorded in national news, New York Times, November 10, 2007 in press following Rutgers' upset of No. 3 Louisville.
"If you're ever gonna be No.1, you have to chop wood."

Football Game is a "60-minute chop"

To get your mojo back: "I got back on my chop."

by Colonel Henry November 12, 2006
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chad chop

A technique that takes years to master, only seconds to execute. Learned by some, mastered by one. The Chad Chap was originated in 2007 by Chad Murphey himself. This move has brought fear to millions who cower at the sight of the silent but deadly weapon, and quiver by the thought of it. This move will redefine the word pain with a whole new meaning.

(Related to the Joy Shank, but significantly more powerful)
"I will Chad Chop you into the next century"

"Would you like to be Chad Chopped?" "I thought not, silence yourself"

"(Enter burn here)" "You have just been Chad Chopped"
by paarman July 02, 2007
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chop

nigga i was walkin to tha gas station and i saw this dude tryna talk to me, he was like hey lil ma, let me holla at you, i said hell naw, tha nigga was just plain chop.
by latina evans December 21, 2006
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Chopped and Screwed

1. Being Chopped and Screwed is when a male or female pretends to be interested in you romantically and then rejects you.

2. Or when you try to pursue someone and get rejected hard
Example 1: Man: Let me buy you a drink.
Woman: No thanks.
Man 2: Damn, you've been chopped and screwed!

Example 2: Woman: You want to do something later?
Man: No, I don't think so.
Woman: (thinks) jeez, talk about getting chopped and screwed.
by streetelitecj December 05, 2008
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