dick

A standard unit of measure for practically anything.

It costs 5 dicks in the store. (price) It was 4 dicks long (measurement).

"How do you get to main st?" "It's 3 dicks south and 4 dicks to the east and you'll see it right on the left". (directions)

by dickbeem October 23, 2017

dick ----

William's dick. As big as a school bus.

dick ---- was in my tiny ass pussy last night! It felt soooo good!!!!

by giant dickerya June 14, 2016

Dick

Issac

Issac is being a dick today

by Your mam gay May 30, 2019

dick

A nickname for Richard, you dirty-minded freak.

My name is Richard, or Dick for short.

by I am bored and so are you December 16, 2019

dick

look in the mirror
you're a dick

insert your name here is a dick

by ireawq January 5, 2019

Dick

A long or short muscle thing that spurts out this white shit

Girl 1: “Omg girl that dick was terrible i should buy a dildo.”

Girl 2: “That sounds like a great idea, im sick of bryan’s short stick.”

by addrath February 20, 2020

Dick

Something some people claim to have that's big, but in reality, even some women have more balls than them.

If you claim to have a big dick, you are a big dick yourself.

Retarded guy: My dick is so long, it goes from A-Z!
Woman: Do you have a querty keyboard?
Retarded guy: Why ask?
Woman: Look at it.

by PI55 September 20, 2018