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Proud-shamed

When you're very proud of a joke, but then realize you should be ashamed. A fusion of pride and shame. usually the reaction to a horrible joke involving: genders, feminism, obesity or problems in the world
One person: "I don't know if I should be proud of that or ashamed that I thought of that"
Another person: "You should be very proud-shamed, buddy."
by DazzTheCornerKid December 6, 2016
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Shame stain

Keith: Hey Dave, What is this suspicious wet spot on my towel? I investigated it using all five of my senses and I just can’t seem to make heads or tails of what it could be..
Dave: What You found was my shame stain, I couldn’t use my towel because I already shaved my pubes into it. I also had to use your shirt to wipe my ass and blow my nose, in that order.
by Painus Vanchagrra January 2, 2023
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Pipe shaming

Verb.
Pipe shaming:
When an individual that was a habitual meth user gets clean for a few days and becomes very righteous. They begin to feel they are superior to their old meth using friends and talk down to them. They belittle and make the meth users feel bad and shameful for continuing to use meth. Especially those that smoke it out of a meth pipe.
Meghan is sick of Paul’s pipe shaming when he calls her.

“Ive been clean for a week,” says paul, “Instead I’ve taken up pipe shaming
by MamaNasty February 1, 2022
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Claim of Shame

When you have to claim on your phone insurance after destroying it the night before in a drunken rage
You see that hungover motherfucker in T-Mobile with his broke ass phone, that's for sure a Claim of Shame
by Johnpricey February 16, 2019
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glove of shame

Latex glove typically worn by a female when fingering a guys butthole and giving head.
Come on baby, I know it’s our first date but if I eat your taco won’t you glove of shame me?
by HungOverit June 2, 2021
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Nut-shame

When a man gets the BIG horn and it takes hold of him like a demon and he sleeps with someone that he doesn't really want to because of said demon. The demon then leaves his body in the form of white sticky love piss and he returns to his normal self. The immediate remorse and regret felt following the demon's departure is nut-shame.
*at party*

Guy 1: I just fucked the ugliest gremlin of a girl, let's get out of here before anyone finds out
Guy 2: Ahh pal, instant nut-shame.
by The brickyard beaver September 26, 2019
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shame goggles

You know how, when you do something embarrassing, there always seems to be a hot guy/girl around to witness it? That's shame goggles in action. Under normal circumstances, the person would be average, decent-looking but not extraordinarily hot. But because you have just embarrassed yourself, your brain makes them hotter to amplify your shame. The more embarrassing the blunder, the hotter the person will become.
Girl 1: I can't believe that hot guy just saw me step in dog poo!

Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.
by Melly D. August 21, 2011
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