Alabama Glove Puppet

Shoving your fist so far up your sisters anus that you can open and close her belly button with her large intestine

Cleatus: W'hell, how'd it go fuckin' your sister last night, Tyler?

Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!

by alabama_glove_puppet_master September 7, 2021

Sex Puppet

A person you can fuck whenever you want

Johnny has so many sex puppets, he can get laid whenever he wants.

by Thesster September 19, 2021

Puppet master

People that seem to be brilliant and have a strong ability to govern, when really they're mostly there to stick their tentacles in people's lives and pull their strings.

The vaccine shot he/she got in his/her arm was a lot like somewhere to put a string so the puppet master could make him/her dance.

by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021

Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.

Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!

by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021

Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.

Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a Pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!

by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021

puppet

when ones boss, inserts their entire arm into an employee or innocent womans anus, and proceeds to traverse their entire body and posses their face, mocking them in the most childish way possible.

"im gonna fucking puppet you"

by duchochestadomioputa August 12, 2021

Puppeting

When someone uses gaslighting, verbal abuse, etc manipulate you into what they need/want from you.

"He is puppeting you! It's not good for you to let him do that!"

by Saltinecrackerwithpoclet August 13, 2021