phantom gourmet

While on a dinner date, secretly jerk off into your hand. Wait until the girl gets up to use the bathroom, or distract her in some way. When she's not looking BAM! into her salad/food. Works particularly well if she's having fettuccine alfredo or some similar dish.

I was out to dinner with my girl last night. She got fettuccine alfredo, so when she wasn't looking I pulled a phantom gourmet and threw a fist full of cum in her food. She never figured out why the alfredo sauce was so salty.

by jfox May 2, 2006

Phantom Dump

When you take a dump in a shoebox, or other innocent looking receptacle. You then leave it somewhere where it blends in with its surroundings. The horrible smell emanating from the box makes people have to search through everything to find it.

Ericha really pissed me off, so I took a phantom dump in a shoebox and hid it under her bed. She'll probably find it after searching around for it later.

by Rico DelMar December 22, 2008

the phantom penis

A scary frigging flash game in which a woman is abducted by aliens and you press a bar at the bottom of the screen to have oral sex or to anal probe and the like seriously WTF! And has mock characters like Hand Solo and Spewie, gauranteed to freak you out!

random guy: did you play the phantom penis last night?

random guy 2: yeas, it was freaky

random guy: lol

by WTFscarygameAAAAAAHHHHHHH! July 8, 2009

The phantom of the opera

When a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his partners face. Thus having half the face covered in cum, while at the same time having that person yell in a high note from the force of the slap.

She liked when I gave her the phantom of the opera

by Dirty don pablo October 18, 2017

phantom pooper

When an individual gets so drunk that he/she shits in a place besides the toilet, but no one remembers who, why, or when.

becky: "hey, what's that smell?"
rachel: "i think the phantom pooper has returned..."

by orangutanlover804x September 9, 2011

phantom 4

A pretty good drone by dji with obstacle avoidance systems run by remote human black slaves trapped in underground offices. After all, the default color is white for the drones.

Hey dude you got a phantom 4 pro plus???
Yup, it set me back nearly 2 grand.
I got the dji mavic pro, same features and way better value for money.

by The legitimate definer June 19, 2017

Phantom Shagger

That unexplained, sudden, sharp anus pain that happens to all humans, for no reason, once a year. And you’ve to catch your breath and try to run away from your own arse.

I think I shit the wrong way or something. I got a phantom shagger just now.

by tahutoa July 2, 2022