taking the mickey

To minimize someone by ridicule, mockery or derision, especially if the clueless subject does not realize he or she is the target of ridicule. British in origin and similar to "taking the piss" out of someone.

Dick: (with mock sincerity and theatrical enthusiasm) Dang it, George! You like totally RULE, dude! I can’t decide if you are like, a great president…or like, THE greatest president!

George: (with feigned modesty) Shucks, Dick…t’aint no big thang!

Laura: (to George) CLEARLY, you are as dumb as a box of hammers and I would like to kick you as far as I could kick a lemon meringue pie…as usual…Dick is TAKING THE MICKEY OUT OF YOU!

Tony: ‘Fraid not, Dodo-brain girl! George IS the greatest (and cutest president) EVER! Boys rock!

Laura: (exasperated, to Tony) Shut your festering gangrenous pie hole, you putrid tool! Crawl back into the Masterpiece Theatere “Veal Crate” you crawled out of, boneless-boy.

George: (to Tony) Yo, Tony!!! Who’s Mickey?

by Cinnabone Hilton September 28, 2006

The Milk Fic

An extremely disturbing, and disgusting, fan fiction, originally published on livejournal. It features Ryden, the pairing of Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco, performing BDSM-like acts in a detailed matter. It's followed by the sequel: In My Mouth. Upon discovery of The Milk Fic, Brendon Urie videoed his response. I suggest anyone who reads this, and faces it with nonchalance, may need to spend a bit of time, or a long period of time, away from the Fan Fiction scene. Or better yet, don't read it to begin with.

The Milk Fic was removed due to being copied constantly, I wish it had stayed that way.

by AntiMilkFic January 6, 2014

rock the mic

The act of fellatio. To give head.

To your man "You want me to rock the mic?"
Your man "Yeah"

by NatBooty May 20, 2005

hit the mirror

When you pop a high pressure pimple and a rod of semi-soft pus literally hits the bathroom mirror

Beth and Zev had a pimple popping competition (categories: distance, volume, speed, acceleration, pus to blood ratio, ooze factor). Beth won the distance category, as her's hit the mirror.

by Mosetra Corporation November 7, 2008

When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play

An expression referring to a married couple having sex while their kid is at a friend's house, or at school, or a sleepover, etc.

Fish: Dude what happened?

Mike: I walked in on my parents having sex and my mom looked at me and said, "When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play."

by Alfred Miller September 27, 2009

The "Miyagi"

The sexual act that resembles the crane kick in the original Karate Kid. A man stands on one leg and uses his other to "toe fuck" a woman while she is giving him head. Arms must be out to maintain balance. When the man is finished he then procedes to administer said crane kick to the womans face. Bonus points for having a blond wearing a cobra kai outfit perform this act.

Can I stay at your place tonight?" I tried the "Miyagi" on the Mrs. and apparently she isn't into that sort of thing!

by Hurtface September 20, 2010

Pickle in the middle

The placement of a man's penis between two girl's vaginas. Probably the most manly feeling in the world

Cool guy 1: Yo man, you know what I dizzle?
Cool guy 2: Yeah dawg?!
Cool guy 1: I put da pickle in the middle!!
Cool guy 2: Whaaaaaaat??!!

by StuartStubob August 25, 2016