Hot Pocket

When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.

Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!

by JenNealTX January 13, 2015

Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.

OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.

by Mr.BoneYourMom December 24, 2020

bermuda hot pocket

Like Alabama Hot Pocket but requires 4 people to participate at once - 1 girl and one man for each of her holes, effectively creating a triangle.

Dude, I was part of Bermuda Hot Pocket last night and it was super sexy! She had all 3 holes filled with shit!

by Silas Ramsbottom May 23, 2016

Hot Pocket

Slang for concealed carrying a firearm in a hoodie.

You really trina talk to me like that right now? You really think I'm walking around without a Hot Pocket?

by Chrick the Rapper December 15, 2017

iowa hot pocket

A lizard that is a slizzard and it bites the males penis in half then the male lizard shares the half penis with his family

Hey mu lizard just had an Iowa hot pocket

by Fireslizzard July 27, 2016

Tokyo Hot Pocket

Man A ejaculates in Man B's anus, who then defecates into the vagina of Woman C, resulting in a pregnancy (combination of Tokyo Drift and an Alabama Hot Pocket)

I heard Monique is pregnant to Steve, after Stuart gave her a Tokyo Hot Pocket.

by Sick lil Puppy July 5, 2024

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets

The go to food choice of

Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can

Be seen as a bonus and side dish.

Hi my name is Matthew and I live with my mom and
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.

by Blu_leef February 15, 2024