coconut chop

When a person chops or punches something hard like metal or wood. The chop can be accidental or on purpose.

Guy 1- Owe!!! My hand hurts really bad.

Guy 2- That's what happens when you coconut chop a door.

by foshacka_2 December 6, 2009

Coconut 75

Bad

Person 1: Look! Coconut 75!
Person 2: Bad.

by Not Boogaboo May 11, 2023

Coconut

A word used to be spelled as you are riding dick

Justin: last night Emma was on top and she started to move her hips and spell C-O-C-O-N-U-T, like bro she spelled coconut on my dick

by sakuhachii July 18, 2019

coconut breeze

When you're having sex with your woman and she farts and you feel the wind across your balls.

I was screwing my wife and she gave me the coconut breeze.

by rekabla March 25, 2017

Coconut Cannon

a plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which needs to be tapped on to shoot out a devastating coconut cannonball with AOE damage, then takes time to recharge that shot.

"I put down a Coconut Cannon and when I clicked on it, it shot an explosive coconut which killed 3 Conehead Zombies with ease."

by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023

Bad Coconut.

The smell of a girl returning home to her man after having sex with someone else, but using douche or vinegar to cover the stench.

Boyfriend: Hey bitch, where you been? What's that smell?
Girlfriend: Oh it's my new deodorant.
Boyfriend : Bitch stop lying, that ain't no Lady Speedstick. You been fucking on your period. Smelling like a bad coconut.

by Camdelou February 5, 2021

coconut

a term used to degrade pacific islanders, generally the word is used as a way to call them dumb and mock their ethnicity at the same time.

man 1: “you see the new guy at work today?”
man 2: “the f*cking coconut?”
man 1: “yeah, he’s clueless”
man 2: “aren’t they all”

both men proceed to suck each other off

by papikaden$$$ September 25, 2023