Old man saggy nuts. As the years go by gravity takes it toll. The ball sack stretches longer from the weight of the nuts. Some old men can actually sway their hips and wrap their nuts around their leg like a tether ball pole.
He got a new car and a face lift but once I saw that middle aged dangle I knew he was freakin old!
His nuts looked like two golf balls in a nylon sock.
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His nuts looked like two golf balls in a nylon sock.
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by D'Lila Joy December 12, 2015
Get the middle aged danglemug. Sweetest game on the planet earth it Pwn's! but there are to many fucking NOOBS who ruin the game for everybody
by Gregorchuk June 11, 2006
Get the Age of Empires 3mug. Ice Age Baby - Noun
a stupid baby that has turned into a meme. 2% of all people like ice age baby and these people are generally hated in the meme community. many ice age baby lovers have iq's below 55, however, there are some ice age baby lovers who have an IQ of 90. Overall though, only stupid people like ice age baby.
First used when meme was created in the 21st century.
a stupid baby that has turned into a meme. 2% of all people like ice age baby and these people are generally hated in the meme community. many ice age baby lovers have iq's below 55, however, there are some ice age baby lovers who have an IQ of 90. Overall though, only stupid people like ice age baby.
First used when meme was created in the 21st century.
If ice age baby and I were stuck in the same room, and I had a knife, I could not guarantee it's safety.
by The Chair Origin March 5, 2020
Get the ice age babymug. Sexual or romantic feelings directed at a teenage girl by an old man. See also "Minor Attracted Person," "Chomo," "Short eyes," and "Pedo."
"Luke defended age gap love by claiming that society infantilizes 13 year old girls and denies their autonomy and agency, and now everyone knows he's a pedophile."
by GenXColbyCheese January 20, 2021
Get the age gap lovemug. The perpetual frown and down-turned corners of the mouth of a person usually over 35, displaying sadness, depression, or disappointment. The antonym of a smile.
by Vurdluver September 19, 2009
Get the middle aged scowlmug. A common phrase based off of one of Charlie laRoches old instagram posts that has now been archived. The description consisted of the now well known phrase 'ages ago🙌'
by Ages ago🙌 June 13, 2021
Get the Ages ago🙌mug. An individual who tries to go against mainstream lifestyles, and favors the ideals of non-conformity, yet conforms to other hipsters around him-her. Typically, new age hipsters view themselves as artistic and often times sport "thrift store chique". if you would like to find a new age hipster, go to artistic neighborhoods in major cities, such as Williamsburg in Brooklyn. When looking for a fine specimen of new age hipster in Williamsburg, look not at the orthodox Jews, but the bohemia who are all wearing thick non-perscription glasses, and American Apparel wear that they say they bought at a thrift store. Hipsters used to be seen as cool, but are quickly losing reputation as new kids come into this scene who have an art history degrees and live off of their parents wealth.
Typical Person: Hey, where did you get those jeans.
New Age Hipster: A thrift store... <ugh>
Typical Person: Oh wait, no, you still have the tag hanging off, you got that from American Apparel. Ok.... What music is that you are listening to?
New Age Hipster: It is just a small band, you wouldn't know of, or appreciate them. <Haha>
Typical Person: Try me.
New Age Hipster: Matt and Kim
Typical Person: Arent they like celebrities now-a-days, they are awesome, but not a small band to say the least.
New Age Hipster: <Ugh> Whatever, Im going to go smoke with my friends, Im too cool for this anyways.
New Age Hipster: A thrift store... <ugh>
Typical Person: Oh wait, no, you still have the tag hanging off, you got that from American Apparel. Ok.... What music is that you are listening to?
New Age Hipster: It is just a small band, you wouldn't know of, or appreciate them. <Haha>
Typical Person: Try me.
New Age Hipster: Matt and Kim
Typical Person: Arent they like celebrities now-a-days, they are awesome, but not a small band to say the least.
New Age Hipster: <Ugh> Whatever, Im going to go smoke with my friends, Im too cool for this anyways.
by Brooklynite7 August 20, 2010
Get the New Age Hipstermug.