Grumpy Troll

A sexual position between any combination of two people (male/female, male/male, female/female) in which the anus's of each participant are rubbed together. Often used as a last resort for sexual positions, the act can provide immensely pleasurable sensations for those with highly sensitive anal lips. This sexual position is not to be confused with the Spritely Elf.

Ken and Cory finally attempted the Grumpy Troll position after exhausting all other sexual avenues with each other.

by SadTroll July 19, 2012

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Troll Scroll

Facebook's news feed feature.

Timmy - "Yo Jimbo! Did you notice how many chicks were diggin' my new profile pic?"

Jimbo - "Hell no! I don't even look at that troll scroll, and I damn sure don't want to see what Godless ratchet whores are viewing your jacked up pics!"

by Texas Muck Savage August 5, 2013

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alley troll

Crusty, low class madams in Korea who are usually 50-60 years old or older. They earn a living by trying to lure drunk or naive GIs into coming back and seeing their "nice young girl". The nice young girl usually turns out to be about the same age as the alley troll.

Holy crap! Johnson just got pulled away by that alley troll! He must be desperate.

by Trav September 24, 2004

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Insta troll

Don’t use insta

Or apps really

Or my phone unless I have to …

Insta …

The troll …

Pretend not of course..

But we both know …

Who you are is less clear of course

Trip trap trip trap

Insta troll synchronising my life …

Even when it’s vague …

Must be coincidence…

…

by LetsTalkAboutX February 12, 2023

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