Tom Hanksed

An occurrence or action where one believes or insinuates consciousness on an inanimate object.

This woman I work with totally Tom Hanksed the technology in the office and made it seem as though it was consciously evil.

by The Tom Hansksed Dictionary July 8, 2021

Shit Tom

When your phone finally learns to spell curse words but still manages to fuck it up.

Shit Tom is used to express the awe in how someone finally learns a new task only to fuck up the part they should know.

Shit Tom, that's a great omelet why are there egg shells in it?

by Joey Bobby November 9, 2019

Tom Watson

to choke

Named after Tom Watson's choke at the 2009 British Open on the final hole.

He should have made that shot, but he Tom Watsoned and missed.

by Sajak July 19, 2009

Major Tom

A fictional astronaut in David Bowie's lyrics. Also, as a metaphor: altered state of consciousness (with or without drugs), people in such state, who lose a sense of reality (have no ground control).

My mama said to get things done you'd better not mess with Major Tom (Ashes to Ashes by D.Bowie).

by Alex Tsarev November 10, 2008

Tom Brady

Another word for Satan. And imma tell you why he is clearly Satan. This dude was down in the Super Bowl 28-3 in the 3rd quarter. YOU CANT COME BACK AGAINST THE BROWNS 28-3 IN THE 3RD QUARTER! Also he did this with all white receivers! If you're playing a pick up flag football game, there is no way in hell you are winning with an all white receiving line. Tom Brady found a way to do that so there is your proof that he is Satan.

I hate to say it but Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T

by TheRealPain March 20, 2017

Occie Tom

Someone who constantly lies, can be shortened to OT.

Myles Murphy: " One more drop of alcohol and I'd have been dead. "

Harry Drabble: " I drank 16 cans tonight "
Myles and Harry are both Occie Toms.

by Allo123 December 12, 2017

Tom Deritis

A hairy Man bear pig who loves Drinking.His Crew accumalates of Joe Hyland,Matt Gallo a bitch named Dan Macaleer ,John McClernon,Nick Mustaro of Audobon,Jay Gallus.Steve Bonofiglia,and Collin Powell.They are just a bunch of party animals who love keystone light and girls.Tommy is known for his hairy ass chest,and his massive amount of "Hulk" anger.Tommy aslo has two two foot tumas on his two tangled toes.Overall tom is a all around good guy and friend

Ayo Tom Deritis you got two two foot tumors on your two twitty toes

by Joey Fingas September 15, 2009