Shit Slammed

When you are constipated and pushing sooo hard, just to make that one little poo, that you painfully break your back

Jason calls in sick ..

After school, Chris calls Jason ..

Chris: Hey why weren't you at school today?

Jason: Bro .. Its a long story, and embarrassing

Chris: Aids?

Jason: Nope. I got shit slammed.

Chris: On the toilet?

Jason: Yes, on the toilet .. It was horrible .. But you cant tell anyone!!!

Chris: Damn, thats worse than AIDS. Don't worry bro, you can trust me. I gotta go .. My sister needs to use the phone.

Chris hangs up and calls Austin and Julian on 3-way

Chris: You guys will never believe what happened to Jason!!

Julian and Austin: What??

Chris: He got shit slammed!! Poor little fucker

Julian and Austin: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Jesselikesitinthebutt November 9, 2011

piece of slam

a small portion of one strand of feces

You get on my nerves so bad! You are a piece of slam!

by Doobdalda September 26, 2006

goat slam

To spread your ass cheeks and slam your exposed anus on to your victim's nose.

"Why is your nose brown?"
"Jamie just goat slammed me because I made fun of her tan.

by Akarune May 15, 2014

Piano Slam

n. Loud noise that is heard in horror situations that sounds as if someone is slamming there hands on the keys of a piano

Sometimes its not the jumpscare, but the piano slam that really gets me.

by Sir Aaricus March 29, 2013

grand slam

A foursome. Where as 'hitting a home run' means scoring with one chick, a grand slam means four runs so four chicks.

"I hit a grand slam home run last night."

by matt January 5, 2004

slam dunk

the act of shitting in your hand and inserting said piece of faeces into the gaping mouth of a bystander, best served to a person you have a beef with.

Dude, I just slam dunked Cheryl. She deserved it.

by VenusFigure December 16, 2011

Sympathy Slam

To perform the act of sex with a person as a sympathetic gesture, for reasons of either unattractiveness, or to break a plutonic relationship to make the other person feel better.

Sympathy slam?

by Carlo Von Sexron the Third June 5, 2010