LMFAO STAY AWAY FROM HIM , HE WILL ASK YOU FOR PICTURES AND THEN FUCK HIMSELF TO THEM ;)
hes a jackass who said hes 23 with a fuckign 9 inch cock BUT BUT then hes like
OH NO IM 19 BLAH BLAH BLAH AND HE WONT ANSWER UR CALLS AND THEN UR FRIEND STARTS FALLING FOR HIM AND THEN HE JUST IGNORES AND GOES FOR YOU BTU YU DONT LIKE HIM CUZ HE HURT YOU LFMAO FUCK YOU
hes a jackass who said hes 23 with a fuckign 9 inch cock BUT BUT then hes like
OH NO IM 19 BLAH BLAH BLAH AND HE WONT ANSWER UR CALLS AND THEN UR FRIEND STARTS FALLING FOR HIM AND THEN HE JUST IGNORES AND GOES FOR YOU BTU YU DONT LIKE HIM CUZ HE HURT YOU LFMAO FUCK YOU
"hey daniella sho me pics"
"no fuck you Richard Green"
"i love you"
"LMFAO *PULLS OUT A GUN*"
*oh boy hes dead*
"no fuck you Richard Green"
"i love you"
"LMFAO *PULLS OUT A GUN*"
*oh boy hes dead*
by lilFEAR August 14, 2010
Get the Richard Greenmug. A moment in time (or all the time for Richard) where something stupid/retarded happens. Usually during times of Richard Moments, the "Richard" is completely useless. Never let a person who has "Richard Moments" to do something for you. You are better off doing it yourself. "Richard Moment" is the putting it nicely whereas the real term is "Retard Moment"
Me: Go get my keys.
Richard: Uhhhmm? Durrrrhhh?
Me: What?
Richard: Durrrrr.
Me: Are you having a Richard Moment again? Damn these Richard Moments.
Richard: Uhhhmm? Durrrrhhh?
Me: What?
Richard: Durrrrr.
Me: Are you having a Richard Moment again? Damn these Richard Moments.
by Dawnster July 11, 2011
Get the Richard Momentmug. Dnaiel J. Richards is a person who when everyone sees walking around will already be able to assume that he is a bitch and during his early childhood may have had a finger or two shuved up there bum!
1. Hey there, DJ Richards, why do you walk like a hard ass faggot?
2. I am going to make you my DJ Richards. Go get me a hearty sandwich bitch.
3. That mother fucker puked when we last smoked. He's a real fucking DJ Richards I swear.
2. I am going to make you my DJ Richards. Go get me a hearty sandwich bitch.
3. That mother fucker puked when we last smoked. He's a real fucking DJ Richards I swear.
by BlueBeacon January 26, 2009
Get the DJ Richardsmug. Penis trick (which can only be performed by a circumcised male) in which an individual pushes the head of his penis into the ring of foreskin underneath the head (the Tweed Ring) until it can no longer be seen. The individual then lets go of his penis, causing the head to slowly reappear and return to its original position.
by ihatebuffering January 20, 2011
Get the peeping richardmug. My good mate Rich, he loves AFI and if u steal any of his AFI things he'll scream at you, you should know better, tsk. A great funny guy that enjoys taking disco piss's.
P1: Who is that guy wearing black and an AFI t-shirt dancing and flicking the lights as he takes a piss?
P2: Ahhh that would be Rich Simpkin, and its called a disco piss, tsk you should know these things
P2: Ahhh that would be Rich Simpkin, and its called a disco piss, tsk you should know these things
by Mel the seventh daughter of the seventh daughter January 10, 2004
Get the Richard Simpkinmug. by 69golfclub October 9, 2016
Get the richard webbmug. Ooh look it's a guy wearing an AFI shirt, baggy black trousers singing AFI sings and occasionally turning round to pull his girlfriend... must be Richard Simpkin then
by Richard Simpkin January 5, 2004
Get the Richard Simpkinmug.