Redneck bidet

When you poo in such a way that the water from the toilet splashes and touches your butthole

That Mexican food really exploded out and redneck bidet'd me on the initial splasher.

by sirfuzzle May 13, 2015

Redneck Sampling

Opening such things as air freshners, lotions, nail polishes, or concealers, while in the store, to see if they smell good or the colors look good on you.

Well, I wasn't sure if the color was a good one for me, so I opened the bottle and painted a nail. I was redneck sampling it.

by Ms. ShawShaw March 1, 2011

redneck ginjenuity

When a redhead (ginger person) comes up with a redneck solution to a problem.

"Way to go red on using that piece of cardboard to the tie down that trash since u didn't have a tarp handy!" "Well that's some redneck ginjenuity right there !"

by Crakerass June 2, 2017

Redneck Diaper

A full roll of paper towels you pee into while driving.

(Verb)
"We're gonna have to redneck diaper this shit, or we'll be late."

(Noun)
"All I need is some coffee and a redneck diaper to last me a few hours"

by Nimbus May 27, 2016

Redneck Blazer

The counterpart to the ever popular Canadian Tuxedo

1. Carhartt Jacket, best accompanied by a camouflage hat and Wrangler jeans

"I told you that this is a high class event, you can't be wearin' no Redneck Blazer" - Darlene

"I though it was supposed to be a fish fry, I wore my Sunday best" - Jeb

by Melvin_Merkin February 12, 2012

Jackass Rednecks

A bunch of jackasses who drive trucks and flip you off down the road or you also see them out in the country causing hell yelling at you or their buddies while doing stupid illegal shit. If there names are Jeremy and Anthony and they live in Missouri stay away.

Hey man you won’t stick your ass out the window at the elderly woman and flip her off and ramp your truck.

Jackass rednecks I hate those fuckers.

by Kinglarsen84 February 14, 2019

Redneck Tow

Moving an inoperable, undrivable vehicle from one location to another by pushing it with a regular old car (or rusty pick up truck).

One person sits in the broken car to steer, and the other drives directly behind in the 'pusher' car, flooring it to be able to move both vehicles. There is no equipment involved in this tow--just front bumper to back bumper and pedal to the metal.

A Redneck Tow is usually accompanied by screeching tires.

by tantallum May 1, 2011