italian women

The hottest fucking women on earth.

damn italian women are FINE.

by Adrian December 28, 2005

italian mayonnaise

a fat Italian's vomit after eating a ham and cheese sandwich.

it can also mean an Italian is in the heat and is jacking off.

That guy is spouting off Italian mayonnaise.

by Susquehanna December 14, 2022

Italian stare

The act of processing information at an incredibly slow rate, typically done by Italians.

Did you see Luigi doing the Italian stare, he looked confused.

by Henry O'hare July 3, 2021

italian thunderfap

the act of fapping so hard while playing super Mario, that it sounds like thunder

Mike: dude, what happened to your arm? did you hit the gym or something?
Mark: nope
Mike: then what?
Mark Italian thunderfap!
Mike: all day everyday!

by Dr. Dro October 7, 2013

italian cholo

Looks like your typical cholo yet still claims up and down he's Italian but let's face it, if you're brown in Las Vegas you are Mexican.

"Hey look is Paulie, the Italian cholo"

by wastedskin13 August 22, 2016

italian wetnap

using the grease from your pizza napkin as lube to have anal sex

she wanted it up the ass, I was out of KY so I did the the old Italian wetnap maneuver.

by Cedric Harvey April 21, 2017

Italian Interview

The act of shitting in a sweat sock and beating another man in the testicles with it.

When I first met Steve I had no idea that one day he would be giving me an Italian Interview.

I am really nervous for my Italian Interview tomorrow.

by Matt Hader September 22, 2010