coconut mommy

A milf that does coke.

"Bro your moms a coconut mommy"

by kayisfoul August 19, 2021

coconut brothers

Two or more very close friends form a pact by placing their testicles on a large stone and smashing their testicles with coconuts. The testicles will not be able to function, resulting in no further procreation. Coconut brothers is a bond that will last a lifetime and will be cherished between the brothers

Yoo dude you wanna become coconut brothers?

by brugley August 21, 2021

coconut

a type of deez nuts.
(/j it’s a fruity fruit)

“ The coconut nut is a big big nut if you eat room much to get very fat, now da coconut nut is a giant nut but this delicious nut, is not a nut it’s a coco fruit, it’s a coco fruit, of the coco tree, of the coco tree, from the coco palm family!! There are so many uses of the coconut tree you can build a bigger house for the family!!”

by theresa coconut June 4, 2021

Coconut Cheese

Used to describe someone who depresses others at social events. Whether they're quietly having a quiet conversation in the corner while everyone else is having a good time, or they're always reminding others of their obligations. Primarly used to say someone is uncool or a buzzkill.

You're such a coconut cheese; you never stop talking about work and you don't know how to party.

by samuelceazer October 4, 2024

Coconut shaving

The act of shaving your pubic hair into someone's mouth or anus

"I'm gonna shave my nut hairs into your mouth like coconut shavings on a fine dessert"

by engrayen July 7, 2025

Coconutted

To have coconuts inside.

I looked up at the shelf to find a coconutted box.

by gd_ojha August 16, 2025

COCONUT

when guy have bushy armpit

Jun: Yo! Smell my coconut! Hmm~~~ It's very sweaty and curly and extra long
Jin: Sure ofcourse *Smells* *blushes*

by COCONUTMASTER February 12, 2025