Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.
by rperazag July 1, 2010
Get the I don´t have a crystal ballmug. Ok so this is a stick one still bc there are some neeky yutes in this skl called Bilal. Like bro when someome takes your money your worried about losing the wrong pounds. Lose some weight
by Harris Academy Palace Yr 8 December 9, 2020
Get the Harris Academy Crystal Palace yr 8smug. by mister spok March 10, 2021
Get the crystal ballsmug. by yourpseudonymman September 9, 2020
Get the crystal arrellmug. A move in sexual intercourse in which the bottom is mounted from behind whilst the top shaves their head bald. Upon reaching optimal shininess of the scalp and being ready to finish, the top pulls out and ejaculates all over the freshly shaven dome of the bottom. This eruption is followed promptly by the top rubbing the semen into the skull, closing their eyes, and telling a fortune.
by michaeldvca June 8, 2023
Get the The Crystal Ballmug. 
A tired bandwagon way for a crystal seller to get rid of all of their non-selling product and low grade material by mixing it all together and adding a few good looking items on top for visual effect. It's like a claw game but the claw just does the clawing so what's the point again?
by Your dadddddy April 8, 2022
Get the Crystal Confettimug.