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tactical chunder

Making yourself be sick bc you feel like you’ll feel better if you be sick, not in an ed way, in a ‘i’m drunk and feel a bit ill so i might get it out of the with’ way.
Friend 1 - You know I’m feeling a bit ill
Friend 2 - Well you know what it might be worth having a tactical chunder if you think it will make you feel better
Friend 1 - You’re right I probably will
by billiewood October 1, 2023
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tactical tortellini

The tactical use of the well-known (and highly available) Italian dish. The dish consists of, pasta stuffed (usually) with cheese and/or meat. Its tactical use as an emergency source of energy, or as a means to prolonging ones stamina probably dates back to roman times. The tactical nature of its use often falls out of line with social norms, for example, a tactical user would more likely be eating tortellini for breakfast rather than dinner.
I've had 2 hours sleep in the last 5 days, i need a tactical tortellini to sort me out
by RabbitCheese May 5, 2017
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Tactical pass out

While drunk, making the responsible decision to end the night on your own terms; because you know if you don't the rest of your night will only get worse.
Kat- "Hey Tony what happened last night? You missed the after party."
Tony- "Sorry, I had to pull a tactical pass out before shit got real ugly."
by Tonybaloneypony April 11, 2017
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Tactical Sandwich

The emergency sandwich (usually containing cheese and ham) or kebab that is consumed towards the end of a party/night out.

It always tastes better than any other food.

Cannot be consumed when sober.
Girl 1: "I'm SO hungry!"
Girl 2: "I think the time has come for a..."
Both: "TACTICAL SANDWICH!!"
by tacticalboo January 4, 2011
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Tactical Glaze

A spin-off of glazing, but by which the glazer has purposeful intent behind their meatriding. Used as a means to an end, or in this case a glaze quid pro quo, if you will.
Me: "Hey boss, did you get your hair cut, you're looking sharp today!"
Friend: "How's it taste? You're doing tricks on it."
Me: "Tactical glaze. My review is next week."
by FrickyFrickyFresh July 2, 2024
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Tactical Bitching

Hiding, a form of being a bitch, but tactically.
Invented by some dipshit eight year old in 2017, in Fortnite. Example: Hiding on the edge of a battle-royale storm like a little bitch, (Or running away, like a little bitch.) But with tact.
“I never run, I just tactical retreat and come back.”

“That’s what I’m sayin’, it’s called tactical bitching, it’s great. I made it myself in 2017 during a Fortnite match, look it up.”

“? So how we gon’ look it up?? How we gon-“

“-Uhhh, uhh-”
by RAHHH!!!2816 September 19, 2024
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Tactical

When someone has a tactical gun, it has a bunch of gadgets and gizmos that make it more effective in battle. Military nuts take this too far and now we have tactical toilet paper. It has a laser light attachment to ensure the most accurate wipe of your life.

This isn't to be confused with the actual definition of tactical. When someone says "tactical pistol" it just has a bunch of fancy James bond robo cop stuff on it.
Look at my tactical combat rifle!

You just put a Gameboy on the side.
by JustAwesome3601 July 12, 2024
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