A tub is any being who dares consume more than 1 calorie a day. All non-tubs (gins) must, in fact, limit themselves to one steamed grain of cauliflower rice per year. If any more is consumed, you must be sacrificed to the immensely skinny, blue avatar men. Tubs must be eradicated in order for my fellow Gins to rise.
Look at that tubby capybara, it is so tubby for it cannot go a mere moment without consuming calories.
by gefilte gin May 24, 2022
What a Tub nugget he is
by Dudeeeeedudeeeeedueeeee December 02, 2011
(Message sent at 12/25/23) Yo im gonna go, I got a toaster and bath tub (Death report- died 12/25/23, unknown time)
by LameToaster June 11, 2023
A game.
You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.
Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.
You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.
Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.
by Capndanpan January 01, 2021
by UncutLime22 December 17, 2020
Every June 17th is this holiday. On this day, you must send a video of yourself holding your breath in a bathtub while in the nude if you are asked. The longer, the better!
by ComedyMan96 May 25, 2021