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You totally love my E-penis.

When someone loves your internet penis, which actually doesn't even exist but you say it to degrade people.
Don't even play, you know you totally love my E-penis.
by Jaimey September 22, 2005
mugGet the You totally love my E-penis.mug.

like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley

A general expression used to denote someone acting lame at the moment. Made popular by Southern California mall girls in the 1980s for their tribal speak. Also made popular by Shirley the Loon on Tiny Toon Adventures.
Person #1- I'm going to say something suggesting that we have fun today.

Person #2- *smirks*...OK? (whatever)...*smirks*
Person #1- Jaimie? Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley. *sticks their tongue out*
by TheSouthernOracle November 26, 2020
mugGet the like omigosh like totally go back to the val-leymug.

Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
mugGet the Total Bullshitmug.

Total Stranger

When recieving a handjob from someone you've just met, or a stranger. They use the hand opposite of what they write with. For example, if they're right handed they would use their left hand.
You know that girl I hooked up with the other day? She gave me a weird handjob. It was like a total stranger.
by FlashSlapper November 8, 2013
mugGet the Total Strangermug.

totally good day

Neo-Nazi dogwhistle that stands for total gypsy death
John: have a totally good day
Richard: get away from me nazi
by Sokoly June 2, 2024
mugGet the totally good daymug.

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