tom barber

Someone who likes Cheese and can't stop pointing it out like a Mongoloid

you're such a tom barber

by Tom B. Sucks February 24, 2019

The Tom Bombadil

"Tom put his mouth to the crack and began singing into it in a low voice. They could not catch the words, but evidently Merry was aroused." (J. R. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring)

"We went back to his and tried a bit of The Tom Bombadil, but he didn't really have the voice for it. I prefer tenors..."

by Moorf97 February 1, 2022

Tom Hanksed

An occurrence or action where one believes or insinuates consciousness on an inanimate object.

This woman I work with totally Tom Hanksed the technology in the office and made it seem as though it was consciously evil.

by The Tom Hansksed Dictionary July 8, 2021

Tom Hanking

Slang for male masturbation. Most commonly used to annoy a girl called Emily, who loves the actor Tom Hanks

“I walked into my housemates room while he was Tom Hanking it”

by Kaye1255 December 11, 2018

Tom Watson

to choke

Named after Tom Watson's choke at the 2009 British Open on the final hole.

He should have made that shot, but he Tom Watsoned and missed.

by Sajak July 19, 2009

Major Tom

A fictional astronaut in David Bowie's lyrics. Also, as a metaphor: altered state of consciousness (with or without drugs), people in such state, who lose a sense of reality (have no ground control).

My mama said to get things done you'd better not mess with Major Tom (Ashes to Ashes by D.Bowie).

by Alex Tsarev November 10, 2008

Tom Brady

Another word for Satan. And imma tell you why he is clearly Satan. This dude was down in the Super Bowl 28-3 in the 3rd quarter. YOU CANT COME BACK AGAINST THE BROWNS 28-3 IN THE 3RD QUARTER! Also he did this with all white receivers! If you're playing a pick up flag football game, there is no way in hell you are winning with an all white receiving line. Tom Brady found a way to do that so there is your proof that he is Satan.

I hate to say it but Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T

by TheRealPain March 20, 2017